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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 08:14 AM Original message |
silly jokes #1... |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 08:18 AM Response to Original message |
1. What carries round a sack and bites people? |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 08:22 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. heehee, what holds the sun up in the sky? |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 08:29 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. What's red and flies and wobbles at the same time? |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 08:38 AM Response to Reply #4 |
6. heehee, why is perfume obedient? |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 08:41 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. What does one star say to another star when they meet? |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 08:54 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. heehee, where do snowmen go to dance? |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 08:55 AM Response to Reply #9 |
12. LOL! What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 08:58 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. "a pecking order!" now dat'z phunny... |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 09:01 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. :) |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 08:24 AM Response to Original message |
3. What's yellow and dangerous? |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 08:32 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. *snort* |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 08:40 AM Response to Original message |
7. What's purple and swims in the ocean? |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 08:55 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. now there's a classic... |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 07:19 PM Response to Reply #7 |
30. LMAO |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 10:57 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. I think it's funny because it is totally illogical, yet logical, in a kids |
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rbnyc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 08:55 AM Response to Original message |
11. How do you make a car top? |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
15. How do you tell snowmen from snowwomen? |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 04:24 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. reminds me of a soupy sales joke... |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 10:48 AM Response to Original message |
16. How do you circumcise a whale? |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 04:25 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. heehee... |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
17. Which of the following words is out of place.... |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
20. What do you do for loose walls? |
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progmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
21. What do you call a sleeping bull? |
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pdx_prog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
22. What do you give a sick pig? |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
23. Here's one: |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-17-05 06:11 PM Response to Reply #23 |
45. just an FYI CMW DS1 had your 'crack of dawn' over here... |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-17-05 06:15 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. That's not Dawn. |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-17-05 06:21 PM Response to Reply #46 |
49. heehee, and yes dearest, i seen your excursion into eggnogia... |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-17-05 06:25 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. What can I say, |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-17-05 06:38 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. what can I SAY but... |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
24. Why do Eskimos wash in Tide? |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 11:12 PM Response to Reply #24 |
39. heheh you and rbnyc have the same writer :) n/t |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 05:27 PM Response to Original message |
25. what's the difference between a pigeon? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-17-05 09:43 PM Response to Reply #25 |
55. Why is it farther to Chicago |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
26. What do you call a gay "smurf"? |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
27. What do you get when you kiss a sick bird? |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
28. How do you hunt the "unique" rabbit? |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
29. What do you do with an elephant with four balls? |
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Onlooker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 07:23 PM Response to Original message |
31. What kind of bee produces milk? |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 07:26 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. heehee... |
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sarahinmexico (77 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
34. What do youget when... |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 11:05 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. heheheh n/t |
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sarahinmexico (77 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 11:09 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. sorry |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 11:11 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. "no text" (follows this subject line) - So don't bother clicking on the |
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PittPoliSci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-17-05 03:00 AM Response to Reply #34 |
42. Welcome to DU! |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-17-05 06:53 PM Response to Reply #34 |
52. welcome to du, sarahinmexico... |
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MarianJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
38. Did You Hear About the Robbery in the Back Yard? |
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Doctor_J (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 11:20 PM Response to Original message |
40. What's long and yellow and seldom rings? |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-16-05 11:23 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. wooooooo! |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-17-05 03:13 AM Response to Original message |
43. Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella? |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-17-05 06:16 PM Response to Reply #43 |
47. for rizzle... |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-17-05 07:44 PM Response to Reply #47 |
53. Drizzle, actually, haha, but close enough |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-17-05 09:28 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. i feel like such a square sometimes... |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-17-05 03:17 AM Response to Original message |
44. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? |
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Jed Dilligan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-17-05 06:17 PM Response to Original message |
48. Are zombies really dead? |
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