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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 09:56 AM
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Robot bartender gets it right!
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and
then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies
"150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation
about global warming factors, quantum physics and
spirituality, biomimicry, environmental
interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology,
and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is
really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out
of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another
drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly
; prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about
football, NASCAR, baseball, cars, beer, guns, and
breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides
to give the robot one more test. He heads out and
returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your
IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly... "So ............... ya
... gonna ... vote .... for ... Bush .... again???"
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 10:14 AM
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1. Good one!
I hadn't heard that yet

That's going out to a few of my friends.
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