Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" commercials

MsAnthropy

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:19 PM
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Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" commercials

are the best thing on the radio! The latest one is to the Basketball Court Sweat Wiper Uppers. I had to pull over I was laughing so hard.

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CottonBear

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:21 PM
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1. The bad toupee wearers commercial cracks me up.

I love those ads! :)

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MsAnthropy

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:32 PM
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6. Works of art!

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Doctor_J

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Fri Dec-16-05 08:19 PM
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27. Couldn't look phonier if it had a chin strap

Great stuff.

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underpants

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:21 PM
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2. IS it good for you? Of course it is! It's a salad

Inventor of the 12,000 calorie taco salad

*I don't see no lettuce*

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MsAnthropy

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:31 PM
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5. Oh man, I've missed that one!

Brilliant

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Xithras

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:42 PM
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11. They are all on their website.

http://www.budlight.com/

My personal favorite is the Supermarket Vegetable Putter Outer. Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? No. It's a plantain!

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MsAnthropy

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:45 PM
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13. Thanks for the link!

I know what I'm going to be doing this afternoon! :bounce:

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Xithras

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:54 PM
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15. You HAVE to listen to Mr. Mannequin Dresser Upper.

It's sexist and misogynistic as hell, but it's HILARIOUS...had me laughing so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes.

:rofl:

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MsAnthropy

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Fri Dec-16-05 01:04 PM
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17. "Living the dream"

"artificial hoohahs." Priceless!

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bullwinkle428

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Fri Dec-16-05 05:20 PM
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21. "Mr. Push-up Bra inventor" is true comedic genius!

Edited on Fri Dec-16-05 05:23 PM by bullwinkle428

http://thefuntimesguide.com/movabletype/archives/2005/10/prominent_nips.html

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Blue_Tires

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Sat Dec-17-05 04:18 PM
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32. i never heard that one before

that had to have been banned

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Shell Beau

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:22 PM
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3. And we were at a basketball game last night

and were laughing at the sweat wiper uppers b/c of that commercial!! :rofl:

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MsAnthropy

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:26 PM
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4. That is hilarious

I didn't even know there were such people--all I can say is ish!:7

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Shell Beau

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:39 PM
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9. They do exist!!

:rofl: And it was funny!! :rofl:

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jandrok

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:33 PM
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7. Too bad the beer itself sucks ass.

Those are pretty cute commercials, though.

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MsAnthropy

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:36 PM
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8. It does

pretty weak

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Rabrrrrrr

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:56 PM
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16. Yeah, imagine if they spent all the ad money on coming up with a beer

that doesn't take like piss. They'd rule the world!

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jandrok

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Fri Dec-16-05 03:30 PM
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19. Indeed. I'll argue all day long that the macrobrewers CAN......

...make great beer, they just choose not to. They have the most advanced brewing techniques in the world. They have unequaled access to raw materials. They have knowledgeable and experienced brewmasters. The craft brewing segment of beer producers has shown consistent greowth over the last few years. You'd think that would spur the big boys to take notice and start making something with actual flavor. So far, no go.....

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bullwinkle428

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Fri Dec-16-05 05:25 PM
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22. I guess that's why I'll keep drinking Leinenkugel's! (n/t)

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jandrok

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Fri Dec-16-05 05:57 PM
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23. Good call.

Stick with Leinie's. It's good beer.

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bullwinkle428

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Fri Dec-16-05 09:43 PM
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31. The Honey Weiss is my current fave...

http://www.leinie.com/honey_weiss.htm

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WeRQ4U

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:41 PM
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10. Sung by Dave Bickler, former lead singer of "Survivor"....

Nice gig.

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MsAnthropy

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:43 PM
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12. His voice gives them that over the top greatness

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WeRQ4U

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Fri Dec-16-05 12:45 PM
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14. So true.

I love when he does the quick, singing repeats of what the narrator already said. Just slays me.

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Doctor_J

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Fri Dec-16-05 08:22 PM
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29. As do the background singers

on the bad toupee one, after the announcer says "repels young women", they sing "I don't think so".

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Initech

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Fri Dec-16-05 01:07 PM
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18. I like the "Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer" ones

30 SPF? Please! You might as well be wearing cooking oil!

So crack open a cold Bud Light, Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer, you've earned it. In fact, crack one open at high noon in the middle of the Sahara Desert.

:rofl:

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SmileyBoy

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Fri Dec-16-05 08:36 PM
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30. "Your sunblock will not only protect you from the rays of the Sun..."

"It'll protect you from the rays of a distant sun... Far off in another galaxy."

I almost got in an auto accident when that played on the radio, I was laughing so hard...

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deadparrot

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Fri Dec-16-05 03:32 PM
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20. Whenever one comes on in the car, everyone shuts up and sings along.

Edited on Fri Dec-16-05 03:32 PM by deadparrot

My 15-year-old brother has them all downloaded. The "Real American Heroes," ones, too. :)

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Blue_Tires

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Fri Dec-16-05 07:28 PM
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24. they are brilliant

i'll also confess to being addicted to the 'bacardi guy and cola' commercials

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MrScorpio

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Fri Dec-16-05 07:57 PM
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25. Mr Supermarket Produce Putter Outer is the bomb!

Check it out

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Fri Dec-16-05 08:10 PM
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26. Looks like they got rid of "Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy."

It ran only once, totally pissed off Southwest Airlines and AirTran, who complained and threatened never to serve Budweiser on their flights. There was something about "putting the fly in fly-by-night," and "Sure we're concerned for our lives, just not as concerned as saving nine bucks on a round-trip to Fort Myers." I thought it was really funny.

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Doctor_J

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Fri Dec-16-05 08:20 PM
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28. Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker-Upper seems to have gone away

that was one of the first.

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