Here's a link to my adult film debut...

Ohhh! Shame on you people who actually looked! Shame! Shame!

As if I would be in a porno, puhleeez. I am way too cheap and easy to get paid for it. :)

Seriously, all of you deserve this: :spank: :spank: :spank:

maybe next time. Of course, you only get one good shot with a gag like this, though. Damn foiled again!

;) :bounce:

:spank:

what are you doing on this thread? Bad MisU! Very bad! :spank:

x(

don't worry! I'll even have the hairy chest and medallion thing going on. :) You'll be the first to get the link. :)

(Indians can't grow chest hair, maybe I can get implants)

and I just wanted to ask you if it was the same like ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4440480

:hide: :hide: :hide:

J. Temps told me. That was a shocker. I even stutter on my keyboard when she's around now. :)

Stuttering is good ... running to the DVD store is bad. :rofl:

*Remember Debbie!*

:evilgrin:

Discreetly!!!!!!

"Here's a link to my adult film review." I thought I was going to get to read a spoof on movie reviews using Debbie Does Dallas or something. Okay, enough of the Nyquil for me.

oh... nevermind. :)

knew it had to be some kind of joke! :hi:

you get off without a smartass remark. :)

Cheney says, "We've got a little act we'd like to show you. It's been a big hit in the farming communities and on the factory floors, and we think that if we were able to take it to the stage, as it were, it might provide the paying public with some rewarding and edifying entertainment. And it could be quite profitable for the parties staging the performance. With your kind indulgence, we'd like to demonstrate our little act."

Talent Agent looks at his watch, sniffles, looks up at these three assembled miscreant douchebags and their haggard dog and says, "Well, it's almost lunchtime, but go ahead and show me what you got. Five minutes. Go."

On cue, Rumsfeld pivots, and drops trou to reveal a yellow-rimmed pantload in his whitey-tighties. Cheney, salivating lunges at Rumsfeld's pimple-studded thighs and . . .

:)