A rare, semi-clothed picture of a certain DUer...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"








everybody gets to do this once, right?

At least Fleabert told me this was her...

I love the way that tat kinda floats on her back.... :rofl:

Or to post some racy photo?

At least I didn't post this one...

I knew I shouldn't respond to you. x( :) :hi:

Very alluring...

:hi: you got me, I'll admit it.

}( :+ :hi:

pretty soon we're talking about some series cash.
;-)

I just cut and paste... I don't know what you are talking about. ;)

Cheney says, "We've got a little act we'd like to show you. It's been a big hit in the farming communities and on the factory floors, and we think that if we were able to take it to the stage, as it were, it might provide the paying public with some rewarding and edifying entertainment. And it could be quite profitable for the parties staging the performance. With your kind indulgence, we'd like to demonstrate our little act."

Talent Agent looks at his watch, sniffles, looks up at these three assembled miscreant douchebags and their haggard dog and says, "Well, it's almost lunchtime, but go ahead and show me what you got. Five minutes. Go."

On cue, Rumsfeld pivots, and drops trou to reveal a yellow-rimmed pantload in his whitey-tighties. Cheney, salivating lunges at Rumsfeld's pimple-studded thighs and . . .

:cry:

Come on and finish it!

:P

What does this mean: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4452334&mesg_id=4454509

I've read it about a brazillian times, and I have no clue what it means... :cry:

:hi:

It makes no sense, it's not supposed to. It's just supposed to make the reader / listener go...

:wtf:

:rofl:

:P

:D

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

:kick:

:D

...But with all the agony over THAT stupid joke, I figured that looking up real Brazilian jokes might be a good notion. I did that and posted one with a link to more of the same and a little background. I did mention bushco in there but not THAT stupid overused joke. I spent about an hour researching and putting that post together...I got all of 2 people replying to it...they liked it well enough but one suggested that my title "Brazilian Joke(s)" was not unsubtle enough to lure in those who have been burned by THAT joke. Here is the link again, I promise, unlike this post I am not trying to deceive anyone into clicking into THAT joke, you may not like the one which is posted but at least it is different and it really is a Brazilian joke made up by a Brazilian.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4449456&mesg_id=4449456