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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:55 PM
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Who wants to see my butt?
:D
























Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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usedtobesick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:57 PM
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1. I'll show you mine ...




Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:58 PM
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2. I swear I clicked on this thread accidentally
I'm a good boy, really. :o
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:58 PM
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3. You did'n
doh :spank:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 06:59 PM
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4. Hahahah...
The worst thing?

I was going to actually DO IT, then change the pic to the joke later. :evilgrin:

Lost my nerve, though. :(
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 07:03 PM
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5. well, there are always PMs
;)
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 07:53 PM
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8. Put it back!
x(
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 07:04 PM
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6. Here's a pic of my butt:

BOSTON BUTT
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 07:12 PM
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7. I hate you too, bring that butt here
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 08:20 PM
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9. butt
Is it big?
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 08:21 PM
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10. This kind of butt??


or this kind of butt?
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 11:26 PM
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15. OMG! You're my plumber, aren't you?!
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 08:31 PM
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11. Can we see your Brazilian?
Google Image Search "Brazilian" (thank you Shell Beau!)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 08:34 PM
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12. Brazilian? Ha! I'd be happy with just a shot of the Amazon Basin
:o
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richmwill Donating Member (972 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 08:38 PM
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13. First time...
...that I have ever NOT laughed at this joke. Still love ya, redqueen, but- Damn You! :)
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