ATTENTION, POPCORN ADDICTS OF THE LOUNGE: you think you're bad?

Huh?

Huh?!

You think you're bad?



You ain't nuthin'!









There...now that is bad...

That is one bad, popcorn-munching mother--

Shut your mouth

But I'm talkin' 'bout Gump.

Oh, then, we can dig it

Do not show that smiley to CG!

It's set to shake up the very foundation of the popcorn subculture here.

Gangster popcorners.

Huh?

smiles even as he pulls out his gun, but the popcorn dude is so much faster and doesn't even interrupt his munching in his devastatingly effective self defense.

That is one seriously capable, bad smiley. Don't mess with him. Or her.

my own heart. Gotta love 'em!

Why are you and your popcorn gangsta so quick to assume that the person who shows up and asks for some popcorn isn't an amputee, another victim of both our violent culture and lack of centralized healthcare, who in a drunken (because we don't offer rehab, either) pinch surgically attached a 6-shooter to his forearm instead of a plastic hand?

Perhaps he was just pointing, and saying "Hey, that looks like some tasty popcorn. I'm going to be having some myself when my crippled daughter makes it up the ramp, I love her so much, I don't know what she'd do without me and my paychecks.". But he got shot in the face before he could open his mouth.

Do you support the death penalty? I'll bet you do. Killing a man over heated kernels. What kind of sick fuck are you? What's happening to this place? DU ain't like it used to be.





Free Mumia!

The dead smiley had it coming. Probably.

Might makes right, you pansy-ass librul wimp.

hey wait smileys dont have shoes. Ok so put yourself in the little divot that he makes.

YOU CANT POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND UNLESS YOUR POPCORN HAS BEEN STOLEN, YOU CANT UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR VENGEANCE!!! OMG THIS IS HUGH I HOPE THAT SMILEY ON THE LEFT BURNS IN HELL FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE. HE IS SCUM!

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Yeah, people..how about a little understanding here?

The one on the left killed the wife, daughter, and partner of the "Dirty Harry" one. And he stepped on his toes. If he has toes. It was karma.

understands!!! popcorn justice for the win!! :D

I pop my own popcorn with a magnifying glass and fresh squeezed olive oil, so don't you even start with me you fossil-fuel consuming corn popper! :grr:

I crush your magnifying glass beneath the wheels of my Hummer and scatter your kernels to the four winds, you brie-munching surrender monkey!

I am a Popcorn. Whore.

Please. There is a difference.

We whores are a much higher class of popcorn aficionado than those useless addicts.


:eyes: Honestly.

Want some popcorn?

I like it fresh and hot, with lots of butter.





Oh, wait. Are we still talking about popcorn?

I like it that way, too...dripping, for that matter.

But I like my popcorn fairly dry. :o

Well, if you're going to go all honest on my butt, then in truth my popcorn is almost always plain - no butter, no salt. Maybe a little brewer's yeast. But that doesn't sound nearly as exciting.

Especially the yeast part.

I'd still happily munch on your...popcorn. :loveya:

Hmm.

:dilemma:


I think I'll go with "incredibly sexy."

:hi:

:loveya:

:D

:loveya:

You think my corn looks yummy? Huh? You think my popcorn is yummy? Huh? Huh? I'll show you yummy!

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I think I just wet myself.

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