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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:07 AM
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"Yeah, I'm here to pick up my Pu Pu platter and Kung Po, extra spicy...?"
"We haven't had an order for a Pu Pu platter and Kung Po this evening miss..."

"Ooooo...kay...called it in about 15 minutes ago? Spoke to you, I think. It was a younger sounding lady..."

"No, I'm sorry. No order for Diane."



At this point, I feel distinctly like I've stepped into the Twilight Zone. Something has clearly gone terribly awry, and I haven't the slightest idea what it could be. So I go home, grab the menu just to make sure I haven't completely lost my mind...when lo and behold! I *HAD* called in my order...just to an entirely different restaurant. One that was several miles from my house. I'm dumb. :rofl:

(Special thanks goes to hedges for serendipitously ordering the Pu Pu platter, thereby making this story all the funnier. :toast:)
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:11 AM
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1. Wow.
Just...wow.

:wow:

Eesh.

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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:20 AM
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5. Being as you actually know me
I'm sure this isn't even slightly difficult to imagine, eh? :silly:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:41 AM
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7. How's this for dumb (this just happened, BTW)
I tried calling Cathy just now. I noticed right away that her cell phone started ringing. I thought to myself "She forgot her phone- that's probably her trying to call me." I hung up and went searching for her phone, but alas, I missed the call. It was me. Duh.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:42 AM
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8. ...
:rofl:

It's no wonder we're such pals! :toast:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:14 AM
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2. It's even funnier that you insulted her age in the process
;-)
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:19 AM
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4. She was young!
Around my age, I'd say. :D
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:14 AM
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3. GAAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!
doofus!

:rofl:
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:20 AM
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6. I am so smrt...
:D
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 01:22 PM
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9. My baby's dumb.
:hug::loveya:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 02:21 PM
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10. Congratulations!
You get to keep the hat: :dunce:

Until the next person comes along who deserves it. (Probably be me). :)
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