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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 05:29 PM
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Three cases of Mountain Dew and a quart of Listerine Mouthwash.
That's all.

Redstone
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 05:30 PM
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1. Because you NEED that much mouthwash after drinking
three cases of Mountain Dew.

:hi: Redstone.
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 05:30 PM
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2. Belching contest??
:shrug:
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 05:30 PM
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3. Sounds like a party!
A sad, bizarre party, but a party nonetheless.

:toast:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 05:31 PM
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4. Are we initiating the latest test phase of Project X?
If so, I have the electron microscope fired up and ready to go.
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Dark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 05:34 PM
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6. Wait a minute, is that the Gay agenda's project X, or the Environmentalist
agenda's?

I get so confused with the vast Left Wing Conspiracy!
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 05:46 PM
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7. We've consolidated all of the various planned 'Project X's' under
an umbrella group here at DU. Keep it on the downlow, but the admin advance team has already shipped out with Bobcats and light-sticks.
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Dark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 05:54 PM
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11. What about plan to force all televisions to play only Spongebob, Teletubbi
es and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy while constantly playing 'I'm coming out!'?

That was Project Y. Is it combined too?
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 05:53 PM
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10. Hey, I actually know a guy who owns an electron microscope.
He bought it at auction when GE Space Systems in PA closed down. For six hundred bucks.

It's REALLY cool looking.

Redstone
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Dark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 05:32 PM
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5. What about the vodka? nt/
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 05:47 PM
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8. That actually sounds good to me right now.
Edited on Tue Dec-20-05 05:47 PM by southlandshari
Does that make me weird, or just recovering from the stomach flu?

:hi:
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 05:55 PM
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12. Not weird. You're in the rehydrating phase. Mt Dew is too sweet for me,
but last time I had the flu I went through about a gallon each of Gatorade and Sprite. In one day.

Glad to hear you're feeling better!

Redstone
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 05:51 PM
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9. That's what the guy in front of us at the grocery store had.
Just curious if you all can come up with any theories.

Hey, how about if we make a game out of it: What combination of grocery-store items would make you look askance at the person wha was buying them, if you saw them on the checkout belt?

I've already posted mine; let's have yours.

Redstone
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 06:26 PM
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14. More than 2 cans of Redi-Whip,
and condoms.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 06:48 PM
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17. Please...don't remind me
It seemed like a good idea, at the time, but by the time I'd finished licking up all the Cool Whip, or whatever it was, it was hard to keep myself focused on the task at hand when all I felt like doing was throwing up all over her...and that would have been A Bad Thing.

Next time, I think I'll go a little lighter on the cream.

The canned cream, I mean, you dirty-minded DUers. :P
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 06:02 PM
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13. Reminds me of an outburst from a guy at a cafe I used to frequent
about ten years ago. He was one of our "neighborhood homeless" guys who lived at a shelter on my block: chronic alcoholic and chronically homeless. Every once in a while, the owner of the cafe would let him into the establishment if he 'behaved' himself (i.e., didn't bother the customers, didn't try to break stuff, didn't try to fight anybody, etc.).

One day he was in and he stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs, "LISTERINE! IT MAKES ME CLEAN! IT MAKES ME MEAN! IT MAKES ME LEAN! . Naturally, the owner had to bounce him out of the place, but it certainly made the morning that much more interesting.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 06:26 PM
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15. Hell, Listerine ought to use that as an advertising slogan.
Redstone
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 06:44 PM
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16. The antidote to use
after a W kiss...
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 06:54 PM
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18. What is the formula for an all nighter?
I'll take fiscal year end for $500, Alex.
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