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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 06:13 AM
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If you choke a smurf...
...what color does it turn?
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 06:58 AM
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1. purple


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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 09:58 AM
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3. Gnap! Gnap!
(from a classic Smurfs episode.)
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:48 AM
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9. Thanks LaraMN.
I wouldn't have understood. Gnap! Gnap!

I was thinking some type of communicable thing.
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Evergreen Emerald Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 09:56 AM
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2. No, you turn purple, the smurf...
...turns brown.


Ick.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:00 AM
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4. This is a sex thread. Right?
Right?

Come on. It is, isn't it?
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Evergreen Emerald Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:59 AM
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5. Oh! I am so sorry, I mis-read your post
I thought it said, If you choke ON a smurf, what color does it turn. Well, then my post above makes no sense.

(I have to laugh at myself as I am not making sense on a post that asks about choking smurfs).
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:13 AM
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6. Smurfette is a FUCKIN' SLUT!!!!!!!
That's how my toliet seat turned purple!!!!!!
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:15 AM
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7. Pantone #289?
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:26 AM
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8. Smurfs are communists
Damn reds.
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6th Borough Donating Member (670 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:49 AM
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10. Grey.
...if you succeed.
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Throckmorton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 12:07 PM
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11. Then fuzzy green after a few weeks N/T
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