Stalin Had Plan To Create Half-Man, Half-Ape Super Warrior Army

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A SECRET plan to create hordes of half-man half-ape super-warriors to conquer the rest of world has been uncovered in Moscow.

If successful, the plan would have seen humans and chimpanzees cross-breeding to create a new race of "living war machines", which ignored pain and fear and which thrived on hardship.
According to The Scotsman, the program was instigated by Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin in the early 1920s. Stalin saw the scheme as an integral part of his plans to consolidate power and rapidly boost the Soviet Union's flagging power and prestige on the world stage.

The stakes were high - Stalin's battered Red Army had been gutted by years of civil war and internal purges. There was also intense pressure to find a new labour force, particularly one that would not complain, with the Soviet Union about to embark on its first Five-Year Plan for fast-track industrialisation.

Stalin threw scientists and other genetic experts into the program, providing lavish resources and funding in a bid to achieve early results.

"I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat," Stalin said, quoted by Moscow newspapers.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17630955-13762,00.html

:rofl:

he's about the opposite of everything the scientists worked for!

that is the placenta.

and Bab's hair is only white because some 50 years ago some doctor was wrist-deep trying to uproot the shrub

{/resorting to cold war scare tactics}

:wow:

I thought it was weird, cause I mean, Lenin didn't even die till 1924. Doesn't 'early' end by then?

Chimpy McPsycho wasn't conceived by his father. He was secretly conceived in a test tube by Stalin's henchmen and the zygote was secretly implanted in Barb's womb.

:evilgrin::evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

British, in other words.

Carry on, chaps, it's only a flesh wound!

Gad, what I would't do for a morsel of spotted dick right now!

The one deficit of the British Empire was not its soldiery, but its generals...

Quite so. F***ers. :grr:

They sent my grandfather into Hell: Gallipoli, the Somme, Ypres, Cambrai, Paschendale, and so on. One big meat grinder.

:shrug: