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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:15 AM
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I get contused when I'm shopping in women's clothes.
Damned high heels! Death traps, I tell ya!

http://www.nowtoronto.com/minisites/pride/2003/images/goods_mystyle+1.jpg
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:20 AM
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1. Get some of these
Nice mules, though. :D

http://www.drscholls.com/showcase.aspx?scid=2
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:21 AM
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2. Thank you
Do they come with training wheels? :hi:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:26 AM
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3. I'm sure you can add some
Edited on Wed Dec-21-05 10:28 AM by supernova




:hi: :hug:


edit: Hard time trying to find an antique skate pic that works.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:40 AM
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4. Cool!
Now I'm gonna DIE! :P

Thanks for the effort, Ms nova... :hug:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:53 AM
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6. I'm sure you're quite graceful
you'll figure it out.

:7
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:00 AM
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12. DIS graceful,
Anyway. :-)
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:05 AM
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16. DIS arming
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:07 AM
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19. DIS robing
No. I'd better behave myself. :-)

But I can't wait to get this ^%#*& wonderbra off. :-(
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:10 AM
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21. Dis maying
:rofl:

Hey! When did I say you could raid my bra drawer?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:11 AM
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22. DIS functional
Bra drawer? Um. I was...I was looking for the restroom... :blush:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:50 AM
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5. We went over this yesterday.
Edited on Wed Dec-21-05 10:56 AM by XNASA
Copycat threads should only be posted if they're funnier than the original.

:eyes:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:54 AM
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7. Who are you, the Lounge police?
And does southlandshari know you've usurped her job?
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:57 AM
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8. I am.
And I have the handcuffs to prove it.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:58 AM
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9. That's More Than We Needed To Know
The Professor
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:59 AM
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11. More than you need.
But not as much as you want.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:04 AM
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15. Hey! You Guys Have A Nice Holiday
We'll see you after the new year, ok?
The Professor
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:06 AM
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18. Yeah. Thanks for the card.
It encouraging to see that the 2004 Express made it to 2005.

Cheers.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:58 AM
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10. Ah well,
you might be my kinda guy afterall. ;-)
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 03:03 AM
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26. I think not.
I've still got a few days left on my timecard, darlin'.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:01 AM
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13. Mine's got a whoopee cushion embedded in it, somewhere
Be careful where you sit...
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:04 AM
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14. Then don't shop in women's clothes ...



:silly:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:06 AM
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17. But, I feel pretty!
Oh so pretty...

:P
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:10 AM
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20. and ...
gay ...
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:12 AM
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23. Hey, you!
:rofl:

That's fabulous!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:24 AM
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24. Isn't she err ...
lovely ...
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:59 AM
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25. It's not the high heels.....your corset is too tight......
it's cutting off your air supply.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:50 AM
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27. Well, that explains the squeaky voice
You know what they say: that outfit's like a cheap hotel. No ballroom.
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