"Twas the Night Before Christmas" Mafia Style!

Christmas Italian Style

'Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mella
Not a creature was stirrin',
Cuz I had a gun unda my pilla.

When up on da roof
I heard somethin' pound,
I sprung to da window,
To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"


When what to my
Wonderin' eyes should appear,
But da Don of all elfs,
And eight friggin' reindeer!


Wit' slicked back black hair,
And a silk red suit,
Don Santa wuz here,
And he brought all da loot!

Wit' a slap to dare snouts,
And a yank on dare manes,
He cursed and he shouted,
And he called dem by name.

"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
Yo Vinny, Yo Vito,
Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,
Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"


As I drew out my gun
And hid by da bed,
He flew troo da winda
And slapped me 'side da head.

"What da hell you doin'
Pullin' a gun on da Don?
Now all you're gettin' is coal,
You friggin' moron!"

Den pointin' a fat finga
Right unda my nose,
He twisted his pinky ring,
And up da chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh,
Obscenities screamin',
Away dey all flew,
Before he troo dem a beatin'

Den I heard him yell out,
What I did least expect,
"Merry Friggin' Christmas to all,
And yous better show some respect!"

:rofl:


Very nice Shellbeau! Best thread here in a long time! :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

heh I always had this fantasy about being a mafia bride :sigh:

K&R great piece of work :)

that says, Merry F'in Christmas. Seems to fit with the song, Shell.

:)

And youse betta be good before I blow ya f**kin' heads off!

I think it's one of those weird things where most other people are scared of it, but I wouldn't mind. I look Italian, anyway. I could go in under my alias, Frankie "Fat Gut" Giollo.:)