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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:15 PM
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ATTENTION: Non-brazillion joke here (I promise)
I posted this is a brazillion thread earlier, but it didn't get the notice it should have (I remembered it from a long time ago).....


A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.

Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.

He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button. When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.


He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."


:o
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:18 PM
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1. Ohh, that's just rude!!
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:19 PM
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2. you know, there is only one true way to copycat this thread
:evilgrin:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:20 PM
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3. Ahhhhhahahahahaha!!
:rofl:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:22 PM
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4. yeah. Women laugh their asses off.
Men cringe.
:scared:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:26 PM
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5. Which makes it even funnier!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Men can't even stand the thought.... :rofl:
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 03:58 PM
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6. You forgot the tag line:
"Your penis is under the pillow."
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