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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:28 PM
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What does Santa drink on Christmas Eve?
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:40 PM
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1. I have it on good authority that Mrs. Claus...
Edited on Fri Dec-23-05 08:42 PM by BrotherBuzz
lays down the law and allows him a Sudwerk Brewery Doppel Bock only after he has completed his work for the evening.


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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 10:48 PM
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2. At Our House,...
...it's CHOCOLATE MILK :bounce: :beer: :loveya: :donut: :woohoo: !
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 10:51 PM
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3. Red Bull
The dude needs to stay awake.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 11:06 PM
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4. Fish House Punch.
Doesn't everybody?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:08 AM
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5. Malt liquor
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:55 AM
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9. thanks for stealing my response, JVS
I saw the title of this thread in the index and clicked on it solely to type malt liquor as a response.

maaaan.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 05:29 PM
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18. 2 votes for malt liquor
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:10 AM
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6. The blood of young elves....
It's how he can do all he does...

He is, afterall, a satanic creation to take attention away from the little baby jesus....
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:51 AM
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7. Hot toddy........
Ingredients:
1 tblsp Honey
3/4 glass Tea
2 shots Brandy
1 slice Lemon
Mixing instructions:
Brew tea and fill tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in Brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:52 AM
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8. At my house, we were always told to leave Santa beer.
:silly:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:11 AM
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10. Santa always came to my house on Christmas eve
while we went out for hot chocolate and my mother was taking a bath.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:18 AM
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11. A whole lotta sour milk...
...to go with those stale cookies.
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:25 AM
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12. He fortifies himself with frequent nips from a flask of Jameson's.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:30 AM
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13. Coca-Cola






I know it's true because I've seen it on TV before.
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CornField Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 10:02 AM
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14. I bet he's got a little Cap't in him.
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 10:11 AM
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15. At our house...
we leave out cookies and a Manhattan. I have these hilarious pictures of my children over the years pouring whiskey and vermouth.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 12:34 PM
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16. thats great!
:party:
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Bzzzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:39 PM
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17. A Goose and...
a little juice!!!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 05:43 PM
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19. Everclear.
Needs the strong stuff for when Little Cindy Lou Who wakes up and starts in with the inquisition.
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:41 AM
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24. That one passes the *snort* test!
"Hey. HEY! Will somebody PLEASE get this little Torquemada a drink of water and send her back to fucking BED?!"

"Honestly! What's a Grinch gotta do for a little peace around here?"

:rofl:
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 05:53 PM
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20. Raindeer piss
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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 05:54 PM
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21. Hopefully nothing if he's landing on MY rooftop!
;)
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 06:00 PM
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22. Peets coffee!
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:40 PM
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23. kicked for Christmas Eve!
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