Christmas Carols with a twist

>1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

>2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three
>Queens Disoriented Are

>3. Amnesia - I Don't Know If I'll Be Home For
>Christmas

>4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing
>About Me

>5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and
>Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town
>and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and fire
>Hydrants and...

>6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
>
>7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of
>Roasting on an Open Fire

>8. Full Personality Disorder - You Better Watch
>Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll
>tell You Why.

>9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells,
>Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
>Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle...

>10. Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas
>Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

>11. Senile Dementia - Walking in a Winter
>Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and
>Robe

>12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy
>Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House.

>13. Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself and
>Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and
>Hyperventilate.

I like the jingle bells one. :)

;)

I LOVE these.....did you write them?

Outstanding, no matter where you got them!

Thank you....


:loveya: :hug:

they went around last year too :loveya: :hug:

:D :rofl: :D :rofl: :D :rofl: