Should I begin an illicit internet affair with Crazy Guggenheim?

You heard me

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the voting was messed up in the other one. DU holds your love life in the balance.

then the fallout would hit DU and people would take sides and then everyone would just leave in a huff.

So I dunno. Your call.

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that he's quite a screamer, and you know what THAT means.

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sorry :shrug:

Don't deny it baby, I know it was you

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But just in case, let's make him cry some more!

so it couldn't be illicit.

We'd ask all sorts of inappropriate questions about you.









He'd answer them.:evilgrin:

You think I'm an ameteur?

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I'd feed you popcorn after I put you in restraints.
Come on, you know you want it.

but you'd have to keep his fingers occupied, not just gag his balls.:P

before it even begins

so sorry:yoiks:

It would be too hard to pry him away from the DU Lounge

He's such a Lounge Lizard/Attention Whore that he probably posts from the toilet rather than take a break. :rofl:

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underwear.

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bring more popcorn:hi: see you in a bit

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I actually like that snarky popcorn maniac. :popcorn:

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There will be no bikini mud wrestling tonight.

whips chains and ball-gags.





and loads and loads of popcorn.






oh oh and a cheeseburger, it seems.

jump in there and liven it up.

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who would want to wrestle on popcorn? It gives me the creeps. I keep getting this vision of Orville Redinbaker(sp), beating off in a corner, with that weird grin on his face

go fix me a turkey pot pie

for a minute, honey. I guess you actually meant one minute.

If we were living together, and you had just had ACL surgery, and iI brought you a flame broiled double cheese burger, what would you do?
A: Eat it gleefullly
B: Get all pissy and whip it against the wall, claiming you had asked for a single.
C: Back hand me and scream "Shut up bitch go fix me a turkey pot pie"
or
D: Scream real loud, and say: "I can eat this cheese burger, together with your help, we can all eat this cheeseburger. YEEEEAHHH!"

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you better be hung like a horse

O8)

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WOMG

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C is just too mean.

WRONG ANSWER!

But not too rough. See last nights CG dating threads!

but seriously, that Q was from real life experience and that is what my EX-husband did. Those perocets make a guy crabby

Mainly a lack of :popcorn:

it was the cheeseburger

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be quiet and take it like a man.

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I think, I'm not well versed on date rape drugs. That's what men are for,

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er ....um.....I mean CORN :popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

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go at it!!

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all this popcorn is making my sweet tooth act up...

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RL

WE LAUGH AT MERE 20 INCH SNOWFALLS!

Why would I want to go there?

get webcams too!

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And please feel free to use me as a character reference. :popcorn: