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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:58 AM
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Does anyone remember the masturbation threads a few weeks ago?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 03:00 AM
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1. IBTL!
:popcorn:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 03:02 AM
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2. None of them got locked.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 03:03 AM
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3. This one will
You can't love yourself on Christmas eve! :spank:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 03:03 AM
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4. I remember
typing one handed not long ago, errrrI mean, something like you mentioned, yes, I do believe. :blush:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 05:25 AM
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7. I recall something about that myself
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 05:29 AM
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9. Oh, God! I love that Smiley......
...Ok, its time for me to turn the lights down, and put on some Luther Vandross....:-)
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 05:33 AM
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10. I'm still waiting for a nice smiley
With two girls getting it on. Alas the smiley makers haven't caught up with my desires yet. :cry:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 05:39 AM
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11. Don't fret. I would say your smiley......
...is truly Unisex...It goes both ways, and pleases everyone of all tastes...:thumbsup:

I bow, to your Smiley-ness...:D
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 05:42 AM
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12. LOL
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 10:21 AM
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24. I used to have one exactly like that.
I can't pull up my dirty smilies right now-daughter is in the room w/ me and I don't feel like explaining to her what those two smilies are doing to each other. Remind me sometime if you catch me on late at night and I'll pull it up from my files.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 06:05 AM
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13. Oh wow, they are bouncing in slow motion too.
I love it. :hi:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 03:04 AM
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5. i start a sex thread and all the talk is NOT THERE
:banghead:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 03:10 AM
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6. You guys!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 05:28 AM
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8. IncaMan looks vaguely
phallic. Just an observation. :shrug:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 07:08 AM
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21. Why does "IncaMan" have a vag?
:shrug:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 10:26 AM
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26. Inca-Man's got "the toe"
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 06:06 AM
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14. LIBTL!
Edited on Sat Dec-24-05 06:06 AM by KitchenWitch
:popcorn:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 06:10 AM
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15. No, you're not!
:P
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 06:16 AM
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16. Dang!
:cry:
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 06:45 AM
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17. KW...must be typing with one hand. Can't even spell out the words.
}(
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 06:46 AM
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18. .....
:evilgrin:
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 06:47 AM
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19. typing with your nose now?
:spank:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 06:54 AM
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20. How did I MISS that....
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 08:52 AM
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22. i miss all the good ones!
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:27 AM
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23. I was masturbating a few weeks ago
and Donald Rumsfeld walked into the room and said "Three Brazillian soldiers have been killed".


I put my head in my (rather slimy at this point) hands. "How many is a brazillion?" I asked.



Khash.
(Do you people see what you have reduced me to? I used to be witty and clever, now I tell bad brazillion jokes. Monsters!)
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 10:22 AM
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25. I hope the joke didn't get you excited.
I usually get really happy viewing a certain video on this page.

http://www.nin.com/visuals/index.html
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 10:30 AM
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28. You and me both, girlfriend
Trent Reznor in bondage has driven all thoughts of Brazillians out of my mind.

Thanks :)

Khash.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 10:34 AM
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29. You're welcome.
Listening to Happiness in Slavery right now.



I had a great dream about Trent the other night. I should share the details but this thread would be locked. I can admit that Dom thoughts and chocolate pudding were prominent in the dream!
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 10:42 AM
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30. LOL
I've been reading "the Bridge of Lost Desires" by Sam Delany. Talk about happiness in slavery!


Khash, a very bad man.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:17 PM
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38. naughty thoughts have just come to mind.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 10:30 AM
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27. Thanks for the joke, Khash.
Edited on Sat Dec-24-05 11:10 AM by Call Me Wesley
And a very Happy XMasturbation! Or is that XXXMas?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:06 AM
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31. What, no links? Or pics?!
:yoiks:
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BamaLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:11 AM
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32. Think of the Kittens!
No, actually, I hate cats. So everyone on DU needs to masturbate 10 times more often than they usually do over the Holidays. :evilgrin:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:29 AM
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33. Kittens... jerking off.... these things do not go together



I have your permission to masturbate excessively?

Merry Christmas!

Khash.
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:33 AM
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34. IBTL??
Permission granted. Have at it. :evilgrin:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:41 AM
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35. Could you, um, well, lend a hand?
Khash.
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:45 AM
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36. My hands are covered in sweet potato casserole right now
is that a problem?
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:53 AM
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37. Not at all...
But it's nearly 11 am and you haven't called me sir yet. And I despair.

Khash.
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