A Jon Stewart shaped Xmas present for y'all

Namely, a bootleg of this:

Comedian Jon Stewart lampoons Bush, Ezra, Macs and masturbation



When comedian and social critic Jon Stewart came to Cornell March 4, he opened his show with a word to all those who camped out (some reportedly for up to 38 hours) to get tickets. "I've seen my show and it was a huge f mistake," he said, and he ended with a tale of woe regarding his dog's extreme gastrointestinal distress.

With that kind of flavor, Stewart, the Emmy Award-winning anchor of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" since 1999, poked fun with wit, irreverence and plenty of expletives. He commented on U.S. and Middle East politics, the Republicans' fear of gay marriage, Canada ("What do we think of Canada ... we don't"), the random rules and "bizarre wardrobe idiosyncrasies" of religion (in a fashion sense, the Pope's just "a hat choice away from being the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan"), race relations, men's addiction to masturbation, the Y2K scare, Mac computers, the false promises of the Internet, TV ads and even Ezra Cornell's founding slogan, with a biting sarcasm that had the Barton Hall crowd of 5,000 roaring through two shows.

http://www.news.cornell.edu/Chronicle/05/3.10.05/JonStewart.html

To download it, click here: http://rapidshare.de/files/9447442/Jon_Stewart_-_Cornell.zip.html
(then click "Free", then on the next page scroll down & wait for the countdown to finish, enter the code and away you go - (it's 76 megs). Sometimes people have problems with these file hosts depending on their ISP's so hopefully this'll work.)

It's a little echoey & there's the odd bit of audience chatter, but it's a pretty decent bootleg. Whoever converted it broke it down into the following tracks:

01 - Intro
02 - Politics (My Little Blue Staters)
03 - Canada, Somalia, Illiterate Schoolchildren
04 - Unlikeable Democrats
05 - Gay Marriage, Pinata Fucking Festival, Ten Commandments
06 - Techmology!
07 - Jews and Blacks, Religion Sucks pt 1
08 - The News Media, Crossfire, Cornell Logo
09 - Drugs vs. Beer vs. Condoms
10 - Religion Sucks pt 2.
11 - Masturbation (You're Not The Nice Man From The TV)
12 - Pets

All credit goes to whoever made this & the guy who uploaded it. I'm just passing on a link.

Happy Holidays(!) from the UK!!

It's appreciated!

I saw him in Indianapolis this year, and from the looks of the list, it's more or less the same show. I laughed my ass off, and *wished* I could take that show home with me, and now it seems I can!

Thanks for wonderful holiday gift! :hi:

I had a chance to see him when he did a show up at West Point a few months ago but I had to work...this is great!

Best gift so far this year! (ONLY gift so far, too, but even so...)

Thank you for posting this! *bookmarks*