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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:26 PM
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Woman swallows cell phone
Woman swallows cell phone to end fight
Lovers’ spat ends with woman choking on disputed device


Updated: 4:16 a.m. ET Dec. 24, 2005
BLUE SPRINGS, Mo. - A lovers’ dispute over a cell phone ended suddenly when the woman swallowed the phone whole, police said.

Police said they received a call at 4:52 a.m. Friday from a Blue Springs man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing. When they arrived at the house they found the 24-year-old woman had a cell phone lodged in her throat.

“He wanted the phone and she wouldn’t give it to him, so she attempted to swallow it,” Detective Sgt. Steve Decker of the Blue Springs Police Department. “She just put the entire phone in her mouth so he couldn’t get it.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10594017/
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Ok, I just don't have any words for this one.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:27 PM
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1. Ahhhh yes! Stupidity knows no bounds!! LOL
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Occulus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:30 PM
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2. Is this like the pot smoker who shoved his fist in his mouth? n/t
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Porcupine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:32 PM
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3. Um, Is that phone tampering in a domestic dispute?
She withheld the phone, could she be charged?

I knew those things were getting to be too small.
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:45 PM
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9. No kidding. God Almighty...what kind of a nut eats a frickin'phone?!?
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SkiGuy Donating Member (451 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:32 PM
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4. Always thought they make those damn phones too small
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:33 PM
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5. I can hear Bugs Bunny right now..."What a MAROOOOOON!" n/t
PB
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:37 PM
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6. Somebody just got caught "rompin"
and tried t'swallow the evidence! :rofl: :spray:
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:45 PM
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10. Somebody call CSI!!
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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:40 PM
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7. Didn't this happen in Willie Wonka and the Choc Factory?
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:43 PM
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8. Must be her idea of a domestic anti-spying device????
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oldtime dfl_er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:53 PM
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11. another Darwin Award candidate!!
Christmas brings out the best, don't it just?
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pinto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:55 PM
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12. Meth call.
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 09:59 PM
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13. There was an old lady who swallowed a phone
She swallowed the phone to... I've got nothing.



A lady swallows a phone and then walks into bar. I've still got nothing.


But this is too good. Someone is bound to find the irony in this.
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 10:58 PM
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19. so her internal monologue could go global?
...because she was a blond Italian...(well you need both hands free to talk with ya know)













best I could do....












hope no blond Italian ladies see this...
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 10:09 PM
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14. I wish I had her number
I'd give her a call, and then another, and another... :evilgrin:
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 10:27 PM
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15. peak hours and/or roaming charges? nt
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 10:41 PM
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16. Can you hear me now?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 10:48 PM
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18. MMmmmffff!
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:30 PM
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22. First LOL of today........... and believe me, I needed it.
I think this woman's sisters, cousins, mother, aunts and children were all in the same store as I was today..............

Thanks for the major tee hee!!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 10:44 PM
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17. With a mouth like that and it's a lovers' DISPUTE?!
:yoiks:

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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:01 PM
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20. Can you hear me now..???
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:01 PM
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21. Gives new meaning to "do you swallow?"
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