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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:51 PM
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To fuck with Santa, my house is a tesseract and my chimney a klein bottle.
Edited on Sat Dec-24-05 11:52 PM by Rabrrrrrr
Stupid fat red-wearing gift-distributing liberal elf-blood sucking Christmas vampire deserves it.






And come on - let's be honest - who else at DU would have thought of this? Seriously, I ask, Who?
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:56 PM
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1. A "klein" bottle?
:rofl:

Ah, the Canucks will know what I mean. :rofl:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 11:57 PM
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2. And your Christmas tree is decorated with Mobius strips?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 12:09 AM
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4. Don't be inane.
My walls are mobius strips, but inverse, times i.

My Christmas Tree is decorated with Sierpinski Gaskets and Menger Sponges.
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 12:11 AM
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5. ....
:rofl: "but inverse, times i."
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 12:24 AM
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8. And you have a Sierpinski carpet on your floor, too.
And eat with a three-pronged blivet.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 12:45 AM
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12. Well, I don't know about that, but my stairs go up from the basement
to the first floor and up to the basement again, following the waterfall that flows basement - first floor - second floor - basement.
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Lydia Leftcoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 08:48 PM
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24. If I were you, I'd have my DRIVEWAY be a Mobius strip
:evilgrin:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 12:01 AM
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3. I am speechless.
That is brilliant.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 12:12 AM
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6. I am the fucking MASTER of obscure posts.
:7
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 12:12 AM
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7. That you are.
There will be no arguments here. :D
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 12:28 AM
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9. Dude, the Christmas Tree stamps
are the BAD acid.

:yoiks:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 12:42 AM
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11. Oh.
Sure. NOW you make the announcement.
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 12:46 AM
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13. I tried to tell you
But you were singing "There's something stuck up in the chimney and we don't know what it is...and it's been there since last Christmas" so freakin' loud, you didn't hear me.


Sheesh! :shrug:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:02 AM
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14. Sorry. That's one of my favorite songs, which I sing often,
even in the doldrums of Lent.
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:06 AM
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15. It is one of the more traditional, emotional hymns
but you don't need to get carried away.

Sheesh.

On a side note, the neighborhood dog we call "Jesus" just showed up and waltzed in the front door at straight up midnight.


Talk about freaky.....
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Porcupine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 12:34 AM
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10. Hah!! I'm turning on my Blue Event Horizen
So it will always be December 24th in here and never Christmas at all.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 08:55 AM
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16. Well, it worked! No sign of Santa having been here.
Whether he was stymied by the tesseract or the Klein bottle, or the mobius strip front door or the escher roof I don't know, but at least it worked! No elf-blood-sucking cannibal-based gifts in this house!
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 09:53 AM
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17. Amateur.
I've decorated our Christmas tree with Riemann spheres. Ho Ho Ho!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 10:13 AM
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18. I use Dyson Riemann Spheres, but if you just want to go normal,
that's fine.

Not everyone can go the extra mile.

Ho ho ho!
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 10:19 AM
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19. Aw, snap!
You win again.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 07:52 PM
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20. I often do
:evilgrin:

But you came up with a hell of a good response! :applause:
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hobo_baggins Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 07:55 PM
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21. The red is for communism
santa is up to something, I know it.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 08:01 PM
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23. Absolutely! Redistribution of wealth and equal sharing
is totally communist.

Creepy bastard, he is, eh wot?
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 08:01 PM
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22. I have turned loose millions upon millions of bucky-ball
based nanomachines.

That is what keeps my house safe from such depravations.

You should try it.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 12:42 AM
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26. Ooh, that's a great idea! A reactive defense!
Mine are all defensive, but if I had a reactive defense that would not only keep Santa out, but also actively infect and destroy him if he gets too close...

Hmmm.....
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 01:47 AM
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27. See? And you thought I was a poseur!
I am an EVIL GENIUS!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 11:02 AM
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28. You are the best!
Evil Geniuses of the world UNITE!
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 10:02 PM
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25. LMAO
Damn, dude. What did Santa do to you? :rofl:

You should talk to Santa about n-th dimensional sphere packing, if he makes it into your place ;)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 02:19 PM
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29. He left me in a 2*SQRT(2)-dimensional space over the holidays last year
Edited on Mon Dec-26-05 02:20 PM by Rabrrrrrr
that was the inside curve of a hyperbolic toroid and the exit was going backwards through time.

I almost went insane.
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