NORAD targets Santa, Sleigh and Reindeer destroyed

NORAD targets Santa, Sleigh and Reindeer destroyed


2005-12-24 -- Santa trackers confirm Claus kill

BY BECKY MALKOVICH
THE SOUTHERN


PHOTO: Workers at the North American Aerospace Defense Command’s Santa Tracker program prepare for their task of attacking Santa.

All systems were apparently "go," as just hours ago Santa Claus began what turned out to be his final annual journey around the world to spread holiday cheer.

Santa and his team of reindeer, led by Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, were destroyed at 3 a.m. Central Standard Time, said Master Sgt. John Tomassi of the North American Aerospace Defense Command’s Santa Tracker program.

The program, ending now after its 50th year, was headquartered at Peterson AFB in Colorado Springs, Colo. NORAD command and control was exercised through the nearby Cheyenne Mountain Operations Center where Santa Trackers were under orders from President Bush to terminate Santa.

Bush said "In a post 9/11 world there's just no place for a threat to national security like Santa Claus" he added "Santa must die so that freedom might live"

Tomassi said NORAD Santa Trackers were alerted of Santa’s departure through the North Warning System, a powerful radar system with 47 installations strung across northern Canada and Alaska.

Once the order was confirmed, Santa’s movements were tracked with four high-tech systems, including radar, satellites, Santa Cams and jet fighter aircraft, before being destroyed by six Santa SAM missiles Tomassi said.


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:rofl:

Seems that some of the "Christians" who read WDC might have thought killing Santa and Rudolph was a little over the top.

They have changed the article considerably. Chickenshits.....

I thought it was funny at the time.

There were a number of versions available.

I chose the one I changed for it's elaborateness.

Don't blame them.

They didn't claim Bush blew up Santa.

I did.