Santa Claus vs. The Martians is the greatest movie ever!

elshiva

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Sun Dec-25-05 02:00 AM
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Santa Claus vs. The Martians is the greatest movie ever!

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Oeditpus Rex

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Sun Dec-25-05 02:05 AM
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1. SWORDFISH!

See my thread on the Bad, Old Science Fiction Movie. :hi:

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elshiva

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Sun Dec-25-05 02:07 AM
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2. "I'll give you a hint, it's the name of a feesh..."

"Sturgeon?"
"Nah.. Sturgeon is a doctor who-a cut you up..."

Where is this thread, Mr. R.J. GUMBY? I WOULD

EN

JOY

THAT!!!!

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Oeditpus Rex

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Sun Dec-25-05 02:13 AM
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3. 'Is it Mary?'

"Ha, ha. At'sa no fish."

"She isn't? Well, she drinks like one."

My favorite Marx Brothers movie. :bounce:

Here's that thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4488373

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elshiva

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Sun Dec-25-05 02:16 AM
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4. "Haddock?"

"When I have a Haddock I take two aspirins..."

But I love Santa Claus vs. the Martians it's so stupid it's
great. I swear the actor who plays Santa is drunk and/or high during
the whole thing...

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Oeditpus Rex

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Sun Dec-25-05 02:39 AM
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5. 'I'm Professor Wagstaff of Huxley College'

"That means nothing to me."

"Well, it doesn't mean anything to me, either. I'll try it again. I'm professor Huxley of Wagstaff College."

"Well, you didn't stay at the other college very long."

BTW... "Swordfish" is what some friends and I say instead of "Jinx! You owe me a Coke!" (Or, as the British say, "Snap!")

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elshiva

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Sun Dec-25-05 02:43 AM
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6. Professor Wagstaff "always got his man"

What a wonderful opening!

Do I hear 1776?

That's the spirit 1776...

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Oeditpus Rex

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Sun Dec-25-05 02:48 AM
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7. 'Whatever it is, I'm against it'

"No matter what it is or who commenced it, I'm against it."

Funny as hell to watch the professors' "choreography" during that scene. They weren't exactly the June Taylor Dancers.

:rofl:

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elshiva

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Sun Dec-25-05 02:50 AM
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8. Remember when he taught class

and it ended in a pea shotting fight. :rofl:

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Oeditpus Rex

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Sun Dec-25-05 02:53 AM
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9. I was trying to think of one bit from that

Something like "The Alps live on a diet of rice and old shoes, and the lord alps those who alp themselves."

There's so many great Groucho lines, sometimes I can't keep 'em all straight. :silly:

(And doesn't that smilie look like Harpo?)

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