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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:27 AM
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Holy shit!! I just heard something on my roof!
:scared:
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:29 AM
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1. It was me.
I accidentally threw my glow-in-the-dark Frisbee up there.

Sorry.

:evilgrin:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:30 AM
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3. Jerk.
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Ouabache Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:29 AM
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2. probably an NSA spy satellite
nt
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:31 AM
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4. Creepy. What kind of noise?????
:scared:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:33 AM
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9. I don't know. I think I hear somebody walking around.
:scared:
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:34 AM
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11. Definitely Santa. n/t
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:31 AM
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5. My dear Crazy.....
Maybe it was Santa?

:rofl:

I am glad you're still up.....everyone else we usually hang out with seems to be absent.....

Hope you have a lovely Christmas tomorrow!

:loveya: :hug:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:32 AM
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6. Where is your Christmas Yak?
Is he sleepwalking?
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:34 AM
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10. My dear Rev!
I beg your pardon, my dear! I didn't see you....I thought all my friends had gone off to bed or some such.....

I know it's past midnight where you are...so: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!


:loveya: :hug:
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:32 AM
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7. Maybe someone shot down Santa's sleigh and it crash on your roof.
:shrug:
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:32 AM
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8. There is no Santa
Oh, and "reindeer" are actually caribou.
Get over it.
:rofl:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:34 AM
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12. Yeah but ............. I think I hear bells .........
:scared:
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:35 AM
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13. Many people do when they've been drinking
It's documented.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:38 AM
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17. I haven't been drinking.
:scared:
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:41 AM
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22. If you're hearing things on your roof - you SHOULD have a drink.
I don't think roofing contractors work on Christmas Eve.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:42 AM
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25. I've got plenty of ammo!!
:scared: :scared:
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:44 AM
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28. ROFL! Shoot the bastards?
That seems to be the thing to do, here in BushCoInc Land.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:46 AM
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30. *C.G. packs his musket**
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:48 AM
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33. ROFL! Stop it, stop it, stop it! Christmas is a solemn occasion.
:rofl:
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:36 AM
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14. Shoot it! I'm series!!!!!111111
:)
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:37 AM
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16. Yeah! Good idea!! What should I use? 12-Gauge or my AK-47?
Edited on Sun Dec-25-05 02:38 AM by Crazy Guggenheim
:scared:
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:39 AM
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20. SKS
S for ....somthin' sneaky onna roof!
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:41 AM
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24. Yeah! Makes for good Christmas eatin'! n/t
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CarbonDate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:36 AM
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15. I hope he swings by my place.....
...I could use some coal.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:38 AM
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18. No doubt the Grinch
He wants to steal Christmas.




(or is that Bill O'Lielly?)
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:39 AM
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19. Must be squirrels.
>
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:39 AM
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21. I bet it's a woman in high heels or boots! Open the flue!
Good job, Crazy! :thumbsup:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:41 AM
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23. They better not come down here!! I'll blow there ass away!!
:scared: :scared:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:42 AM
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26. Are you skeered of wimmen????????? (nt)
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:43 AM
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27. FUCK NO! I'LL BLOW THEIR ASS AWAY!
:scared: :scared:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:45 AM
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29. HEY! WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S COMING DOWN THE CHIMNEY!!
:scared: :scared: :scared:

*ALRIGHT FUCKER DON'T COME DOWN! I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY!!** C.G. yells .....
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:49 AM
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34. Uh-oh.
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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kittykatkoffeekup Donating Member (385 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:46 AM
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31. Sure it isn't these guys?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:47 AM
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32. NO CHRISTMAS YAKS!!
:scared: :scared: :scared:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:50 AM
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35. IT'S GETTING IN!! I HEAR IT!!
:scared: :scared: :scared:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:51 AM
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36. "MUST BE SANTA, MUST BE SANTA
SANTA, SANTA, CLAUS!"
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:53 AM
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38. BULLSHIT!! HE DOESN'T EXIST!!
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
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TheBaldyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 03:02 AM
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41. so what did santa get you?
have you been naughty or nice?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:52 AM
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37. I CAN SEE SOME BOOTS!!!!!!!
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:56 AM
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39. I see a part of a red suit. *HEY!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?* C.G. yells.
Edited on Sun Dec-25-05 02:56 AM by Crazy Guggenheim
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:58 AM
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40. OMG!!!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 03:08 AM
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42. So?????????????
What'd he bring ya???????

:popcorn:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 03:09 AM
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43. Uh ......... I'm shocked ........................ I'm speechless ......
Edited on Sun Dec-25-05 03:10 AM by Crazy Guggenheim
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 03:10 AM
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44. For pete's sake, Crazy! Spill the beans! Whatdja get???? (nt)
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 03:12 AM
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45. My beliefs. Everything else is secondary .........
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 03:13 AM
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46. You already _had_ your beliefs! Santa brought you something
you already had????????? :shrug:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 03:14 AM
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47. Ok. A new conputer. A keyboard synthesizer ..........
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 03:16 AM
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48. w00t!
I think you and Call Me Wesley are consorting with the same Santa! CMW's Santa has an electronics fetish, as well. :thumbsup:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 04:05 AM
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49. Fake sleep.
If it's Santa, you'll get presents. If it's the government, fake sleep anyhow. We'll swear up and down we don't know anything. Shit, who am I kidding? If it's the government, we will ALL be shipped down to Gitmo together. They already know. :eyes:
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 09:10 AM
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50. It's just the NSA
bugging your chimney -- go back to sleep
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