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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:59 AM
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What did the zen master say to the hotdog vender?













































"One with everything."

:rofl:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 03:05 AM
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1. Oh, you crack me up!
:rofl:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 03:06 AM
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2. .
B-)
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 03:06 AM
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3. HAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
:rofl:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 03:15 AM
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4. ;-)
:P
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 03:57 PM
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5. Afternoon kick
SOMEONE here has to have a sensahuma....
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 04:01 PM
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6. You screwed up the punchline.
It's "Make me one with everything."

-_- Jeez...










*No offense PNS, but that punchline was rank.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 04:16 PM
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8. An enlightened person would understand.
Guess you'e not there yet... :rofl:
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 05:20 PM
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12. Yes, sakabatou that is correct
But where is the beginning and ending of this joke?
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 05:28 PM
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14. Ah, the answer to that question is within yourself
:evilgrin:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 04:01 PM
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7. Zen Attack!
"Before enlightenment I ate a hotdog with everything; after enlightenment, I ate a hotdog with everything.

How sweet it tasted!"
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 04:22 PM
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9. That's 'make me one with everything'
Edited on Sun Dec-25-05 04:22 PM by China_cat
and the vendor says 'that'll be $2'. The monk hands him a five and after a few minutes asks for change.
























~~~~wait for it~~~~~










































The vendor says 'change comes from within'.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 04:25 PM
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10. Haha..never heard that part!
:thumbsup:
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 05:27 PM
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13. yup, now the circle is complete. n/t
or is it?
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 04:38 PM
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11. I'm clapping with one hand.
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