I wish I had a boyfriend... - Democratic Underground

Deja Q

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Sun Dec-25-05 11:53 AM
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I wish I had a boyfriend...

Edited on Sun Dec-25-05 12:32 PM by HypnoToad

Nothing better than to be in a loving relationship with a drama queen who's really good in bed and knows how to cook and is supportive and caring and donald rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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Ellen Forradalom

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Sun Dec-25-05 12:27 PM
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1. Damn Hypno

you're just weird :-)

Happy Holidays a brazillion times over.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Sun Dec-25-05 12:29 PM
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2. Given the circumstances of that person's life

Edited on Sun Dec-25-05 12:33 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo

probably not a good idea to copycat that thread. Would you mind editing? It would require empathizing with someone else who may not be empowered by perceiving herself as being mocked right now, ok?

Edited to respond to your edit of your OP:

thanks...that's better...thanks for understanding

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Deja Q

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Sun Dec-25-05 12:31 PM
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3. Eep. I didn't see it like that.

My sincerest apologies.

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lady raven

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Sun Dec-25-05 12:35 PM
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4. sneaky bastard

:-)

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LisaL

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Sun Dec-25-05 01:15 PM
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5. Why not wish for a brazillion boyfriend?

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