Attention, gay DUers. Who among you has converted* the greatest number

ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:31 AM Original message

Attention, gay DUers. Who among you has converted* the greatest number

Edited on Mon Dec-26-05 01:43 AM by ForrestGump of unsuspecting formerly-heterosexual people? Validate your response with numbers and be in the running for the following fabulous appliance: Good luck to all entrants. * = or recruited...your choice.

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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:38 AM Response to Original message

1. Nothing personal, and certainly no offense, BUT

you make it sound more like a religious conversion (and a cheap one, at that) than a sexual lifestyle choice. Is that really where you want to go with it?

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:42 AM Response to Reply #1

3. Choice?

Um...dude..back away slowly. I'll cover you. :-) Let's change that to 'recruit,' then. Hopefully I won't perturb any military recruiters. :o

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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:47 AM Response to Reply #3

5. If you think it's a conversion then yes, it's a choice

:shrug:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:52 AM Response to Reply #5

8. Ah....good point.

:-) But if it's a revelation, then it's not a choice, still. :-)

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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:37 PM Response to Reply #8

119. And if it's a chocolate donut, I'll eat it and ask for seconds!

You go, Gump!!

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:00 PM Response to Reply #119

132. I think Ms shari's in charge of the

chocolate-covered pastries... :-)

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:53 AM Response to Reply #5

9. I really think this was meant to be a light-hearted thread

And not a personal statement about the OP's views on the origins of homosexuality. Lots of gay DUers joke around about this here in the Lounge - the "toaster as a gift for converting to lesbianism" is a long-running joke started by a a gay DUer many moons ago, I believe. :hi:

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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:02 AM Response to Reply #9

18. I know

I occasionally enjoy playing devil's advocate. I've had many gay friends in my life, and every single one I considered to be just friends, not "gay friends". As I said, no offense intended. :toast:

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:08 AM Response to Reply #18

21. Oh good!

And none taken! :toast:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:07 AM Response to Reply #9

19. Hence the giant toaster

:D :hug:

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:28 AM Response to Reply #19

41. Just so you know....

That hug from you just de-converted me! :loveya:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:33 AM Response to Reply #41

42. Really? :-o I'm almost to afraid to ask what ANOTHER hug would do

Almost... :hug:

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:42 AM Response to Reply #42

49. Don't ask!

At least not in public. No sex threads in the Lounge!! ;)

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:44 AM Response to Reply #49

50. LOCKING

your side of the handcuffs to my wrist. :evilgrin:

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:18 AM Response to Reply #50

69. YOU!

Report to my inbox at once! Oh dear. That was really quite Freudian, wasn't it? :blush:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:28 AM Response to Reply #69

72. I'm coming!

Oh dear. That was really quite Freudian, wasn't it? :blush:

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:33 AM Response to Reply #72

75. .....

Not going to answer that one here !! :rofl: Aw, hell, I'm STILL :rofl: -- and anyone who can make me laugh like this... :loveya:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:39 AM Response to Reply #75

79. Psst...quick, everyone

Post naked pictures while the moderator's rolling around. Behave yourselves! :P

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:39 AM Response to Original message

2. What do the converts get?

:shrug: I already know the answer. Seeing as how I've been happily - and temporarily - converted by a couple of lovely Lounge ladies on several occasions! :hide: :P

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:46 AM Response to Reply #2

4. I can only speak for males, really, and they get

better dress sense, a love for Broadway musicals, and several other stereotypes. And they get to no longer wonder why girls don't like nice guys or want them to massage them. The rest of us, including lesbians newly-recruited or otherwise, get to see pictures of you and these couple of lovely lounge ladies during your moments of conversion. :evilgrin:

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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:14 AM Response to Reply #4

30. See, the Barbra Streisand always held me back

Can't dig her. Edith Piaff is soooooooo much more of everything!

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:16 AM Response to Reply #30

32. Okay. Got one here for the Piaf package!

Hold the Celine! Double the Judy!

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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:17 AM Response to Reply #32

34. Triple the warble!

Edited on Mon Dec-26-05 02:18 AM by GrpCaptMandrake And he's a no-go without the bagel-wide! On Edit: removing the n/t. Feeling chatty.

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:56 AM Response to Reply #2

12. Their own show on HBO

:evilgrin:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:08 AM Response to Reply #12

20. Really? Cool. How cool would that be?

Say, Mr Rex...you're looking especially fetching tonight...

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:13 AM Response to Reply #20

28. It's the uniform, isn't it?

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:17 AM Response to Reply #28

35. Um. Yes. Yes, that's all it is.

I'm sure. "Where we're going, we don't need roads uniforms!"

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:20 AM Response to Reply #35

36. Well, in that case...

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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:49 AM Response to Original message

6. Convert?

I thought people turn gay from watching Spongebob Squarepants or watching movies about gay cowboys. Have I been misinformed?

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:53 AM Response to Reply #6

10. It may already be happening

Be vewwy vewwy carwfuw....Jerry will pray for you, my son.

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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:56 AM Response to Reply #6

13. HAHAHAHAHA!

SO you've been watching that shit for weeks and waiting to feel "different"?

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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:11 AM Response to Reply #13

26. Yup

I wake up every morning and look at pictures of Elton John I have hanging up in my room and wait for the "stir". Nothing yet. I'm gonna watch a marathon of "Queer eye for the straight guy" in a few days and see if that turns me gay.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:34 AM Response to Reply #26

43. I think we need to up your medication

Nurse, get me the Queer As Folk DVD set...

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BuelahWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:35 PM Response to Reply #26

118. Elton John won't do it

Try one of these guys instead...

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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:50 AM Response to Original message

7. I'd answer but my post would eventually look like this

Edited on Mon Dec-26-05 01:51 AM by nothingshocksmeanymo Name removed (0 posts) Sun Dec-25-05 10:50 PM Response to Original message 7. Deleted message Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:55 AM Response to Reply #7

11. Oh!

:o We don't want that. But I'll make sure that we save some toast for you. :-)

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:02 AM Response to Reply #7

17. There she is!! That's her!

That's the woman responsible for this unique addition to my kitchen appliance collection.... :loveya:

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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:09 AM Response to Reply #17

22. you flipped your toast for me?

:D Merry Christmas...hope all is well with you

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:23 AM Response to Reply #22

38. LOL - how could you forget?

I tried to fight it. Even opened up a "But I'm a Cheerleader" type de-conversion camp down here in Alabama for a while - surely you remember that! But the allure of flipped toast was just too much to resist! Especially when served up by someone as smart and funny and beautiful as you, darlin'! :hug:

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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:25 AM Response to Reply #38

40. I didn't forget...I just thought you were kiddin'

and while the sentiment is appreciated, until I can once again distinguish love from vomit, I'll just have to settle with being flattered.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:38 AM Response to Reply #38

45. "Tell, me, Tiffany. Do you ever watch "Xena" shows? Been in a woman's

prison?" I can see it now. :o

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:36 AM Response to Reply #22

44. Flipping one's toast?

Is that what it's called, these days?

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:10 AM Response to Reply #17

23. How blatant! It's even got a pu...a pu....a FELINE motif

:o Shameless. Wait'll I tell Unca Jerry.

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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:57 AM Response to Original message

14. I'm a guy and I helped convert several Women into

the Saphic lifestyle... I want a Microwave Oven for my duty...

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:10 AM Response to Reply #14

25. Congratulations

Perhaps that explains why xx-people don't fall at my feet like they should and beg me to massage their backs.... :-) It's all your fault. :-(

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moof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:59 AM Response to Original message

15. Being a bit of a well, .... how to put it delicately

Edited on Mon Dec-26-05 02:03 AM by moof what about the hetrosexuals that have inadvertantly converted people to the other team ? Thinking about males that haver driven females over to the other team but still in order to be all inclusive as well as cover all the bases it seems like the ones complaining may be responsible for the most defections as it were.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:13 AM Response to Reply #15

27. I think microwave oven's not a bad idea

For the one ones who do it through sheer misogynistic boorishness and are unaware of their great contributions, we shall administer the microwave...um....can I say that here?..suffice it to say, we shall lubricate the mcrowave appropriately.

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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:01 AM Response to Original message

16. just dropped in to see who the winner is....

:popcorn:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:13 AM Response to Reply #16

29. It's still being debated. En masse.

Yes, it's an en masse... No, I can't cay it. :-) :hi:

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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:16 AM Response to Reply #29

33. can't cay it???

never mind....:hi:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:20 AM Response to Reply #33

37. Could cay 'cay,' apparently.

:D My kind of cay:

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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:23 AM Response to Reply #37

39. you are talking my kind of language now

and the geography is nice too...

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:39 AM Response to Reply #39

47. 'kay

:D :hug:

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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:42 AM Response to Reply #47

48. Kay? is that the winner of this contest?

:silly: :hug:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:45 AM Response to Reply #48

51. Ha!

:rofl: That would be telling. :D

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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:10 AM Response to Original message

24. I'm actually in need of a new toaster

Perhaps it is time for me to get out there and recruit somebody. Any takers?

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:15 AM Response to Reply #24

31. Tempting, but I've got to recruit you first, remember?

If that doesn't work out, please just pencil me in for an appointment with you... :P

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:38 AM Response to Reply #24

46. I'd make a damned fine lesbian

Well... except for four things. :blush:

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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:48 AM Response to Reply #46

52. Dare I ask the obvious question?

:shrug:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:50 AM Response to Reply #52

53. What? If he's counting a couple of the things

he's got and a couple of the things you've got as single pairs or individually?

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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:57 AM Response to Reply #53

93. I'm confrused now.

There should be like 3 guy things, if you count them separately. There is the one obvious one... Then the other two that keep it company until it, ahem, rises above the rest. I'm so not good at this on very little sleep, the Ramones going, trying to download Green Day wallpapers and ringtones with a pay as you go phone, and searching for my cdplayer on my computer at the same time. I'm no multitasker. Anyhoo, about counting the two things as one, Eminem does in the song "Just Lose It." :evilgrin:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:06 AM Response to Reply #93

96. Ah. Depends if you count the chromosomes.

:D And, of course, men are missing one female part, with the two internal female analogs of the items you alluded to, as well. So, actually, we come out equal. We're the same! :D But there IS the boobie question. This one gets confusing, though, because there's some common ground. :D But I think the boobies put women at least a couple ahead...I've always thought so, anyway.

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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:19 AM Response to Reply #96

100. Ah, but I'm more of a "baby's got back" fan myself.

I like bit butts and this I can't deny. I love to watch a woman swishing past with a nice rear view. :shrug: :evilgrin:

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:56 AM Response to Reply #52

55. Thought you'd never ask

Those, That and the 'Y' thing.

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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:09 AM Response to Reply #55

58. Mmmmm, the 'Y' thing

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:11 AM Response to Reply #58

60. Y-fronts

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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:37 AM Response to Reply #46

78. Either my math is off, or that would be five things, wouldn't it?

I mean I am counting one particular thing three times for the sports aspect of it. :evilgrin: Let's just say I am a lesbian who likes baseball and I always need a second ball when I hit the first one over the fence. Yes, I can hit. Damn, that ain't a good connection to make. I'm sorry for that, Oeditpus Rex, but I am just trying to keep the thread from being locked. Just :spank: me now. :blush:

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:50 AM Response to Reply #78

89. Well, lemme count again

One o' those... Two o' those... One chromosome. 1+2+1=5 By golly, you're right. :blush: (But I bet you can't hit my knuckler.) :evilgrin:

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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:17 AM Response to Reply #89

99. I would bet that you could hold a nickel between your knees when you

sleep after my horrendous analogy a few minutes ago. Sorry. Just trying to say it without saying it.

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:23 AM Response to Reply #99

101. I'll sleep just fine

With visions of striking your ass out. :evilgrin:

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:08 AM Response to Reply #24

57. Ooo! Ooo! Pick me!! Pick me!!!

I've got just the toaster for you, darlin'!

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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:12 AM Response to Reply #57

61. Ding ding ding, we have a winner

Come toast my bagels honey!

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:14 AM Response to Reply #61

64. Me and my Moon Pies

will be right over!! :loveya:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:12 AM Response to Reply #57

62. My resolve is weakening...

I smell the toast...must...not...brown... :scared:

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:23 AM Response to Reply #57

71. OMG!

I see Christpussy in that toast! :wow: This is HUGH!!!!11

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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:52 AM Response to Original message

54. See, now, that's the trouble with us Americans.

Edited on Mon Dec-26-05 02:52 AM by Heidi We're so darned competitive. :evilgrin:

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:59 AM Response to Reply #54

56. We are so not

J'accuse! En garde!

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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:10 AM Response to Reply #56

59. :*

There! I've kissed you more than you've kissed me. :P

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:16 AM Response to Reply #59

66. Aw, man!

No fair usin' lips! :grr: Soft, voluptuous lips... :freak:

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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:17 AM Response to Reply #66

68. I rest my case,

now that you're a puddle of warm buttah. :evilgrin:

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:18 AM Response to Reply #68

70. It must be buttah

'Cause Parkay don't puddle like dat. :blush:

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:30 AM Response to Reply #59

73. Ahem.

Neither of you have kissed me near enough! :spank: for both of you!!! ;)

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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:34 AM Response to Reply #73

76. Your "recruiting" technique lacks finesse, shari.

Try this, instead:

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:40 AM Response to Reply #76

80. Thanks, Heidi!

:loveya: Did I tell you I got boots for Christmas, too? What do you think? ;)

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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:43 AM Response to Reply #80

84. Where do they plug in?

Further, AC or DC? :evilgrin:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:02 PM Response to Reply #80

135. Nice boots. Nice legs.

So, is "one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you" just an empty threat? Huh? Huh? :P

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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:48 PM Response to Reply #80

157. wow nice gams i mean boots

yowza

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:37 AM Response to Reply #73

77. I was not aware you wished to be kissed

A gentleman never assumes. O8)

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:41 AM Response to Reply #77

81. So? What's stopping you,

then? Be getting on with it! :P

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:43 AM Response to Reply #81

83. I only got little lips

These: :* They look so puny next to Heidi's. :blush:

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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:45 AM Response to Reply #83

85. With IMG tags, even you

Edited on Mon Dec-26-05 03:49 AM by Heidi can have full, luscious lips, Oeditpus Rex!

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:53 AM Response to Reply #85

90. And here I've been wasting money on

collagen tags. :grr:

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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:56 AM Response to Reply #90

91. The best things in life are free, my friend.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:56 AM Response to Reply #90

92. Yeah, but you haven't been using them on your lips

Admit it.

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:57 AM Response to Reply #92

94. Indeed I have not

Thus the term "crown jewels." :wow:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:08 AM Response to Reply #94

97. Are you referring specifically to the

sceptre? Yes, I've seen photos of it -- very impressive.

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:10 AM Response to Reply #97

98. I dunno if it's the sceptre

or the orb.

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:46 AM Response to Reply #81

86. Wimp.

You never even put anything new in my inbox tonight, and you're already passing me around to other DUers? :cry: Of course, there are few other DUers I'd rather kiss than OR (and find it hard to believe he didn't know that), so... Be gone, Gump! :hi:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:49 AM Response to Reply #86

87. :-(

All I said was that I had a headache... :cry:

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:59 AM Response to Reply #86

95. I find it hard to believe, too

Trust me when I say I'm blushing a lot bigger than this ---> :blush:

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:33 PM Response to Reply #95

105. Don't.

I find you extremely kissable, darlin'! ;)

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:13 AM Response to Reply #54

63. We ship overseas

If you're interested. :D :hi:

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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:15 AM Response to Reply #63

65. Uh-uh. No deal.

Last time I received a large parcel from the US, I got a bill a month later for the special "import fee." :grr:

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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:17 AM Response to Original message

67. This ENTIRE thread is a revelation to ........

my innocent eyes! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:31 AM Response to Reply #67

74. Help! Peggy! The lesbians have got me! Please, don't let them

throw me back into the briar patch! :D B'rer Forrest, here... :hi:

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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:42 AM Response to Reply #74

82. ROFLMAO!

Don't worry, sweetie! I will protect you from them! :evilgrin: BTW, you haven't checked out my ornaments yet, have you? NO, not THOSE......the ones for the Christmas tree..... :blush:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:50 AM Response to Reply #82

88. Thank you for qualifying that

:-) Either way, I'll go look. :D

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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:26 AM Response to Original message

102. damn, a lot has gone on since I've been gone

who all is in the running? Is diebold handling the tabulations? :popcorn:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 05:04 AM Response to Reply #102

103. Kay is still ahead by a...

Edited on Mon Dec-26-05 05:05 AM by ForrestGump ...well, it's not her nose. :D You'll know Diebold's involved if Mr Rex wins the giant toaster.

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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 05:19 AM Response to Reply #103

104. that Kay!!! It doesn't surprise me...she always did get around

and her nose is cute but what puts her ahead....well I guess that is where discretion comes in ..

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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:44 PM Response to Original message

106. NOMINATED!

:spray: :spray: :spray:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:46 PM Response to Reply #106

107. !

:rofl: I'd like to thank the members of the Academy, my family, my moderator, and -- of course -- all the little people:

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 01:49 PM Response to Reply #107

108. Your moderator

thinks that keeping you in line is one of the best perks of the job, Gump! :P

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:00 PM Response to Reply #108

109. I'm out of alignment again? How can you tell with my

pants on? :P Oh, come on, please....please give me a flash of the vinyl moderatrix outfit....plllleeeeeeasse.

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:05 PM Response to Reply #109

110. ......

I'll plead the Fifth on your question, but will honor your request for a bit of this, since I didn't get to give you your Christmas gift in person.... ;)

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:10 PM Response to Reply #110

111. Oh, yes. Yes, YES!

Um. Yes...that's the one. :-) My Christmas continues, getting merrier all the time... Thank you! :hug:

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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:39 PM Response to Reply #108

121. Here's a big-ass hug from me to you.

:hug:

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:01 PM Response to Reply #121

133. Awww - what a great surprise!

So wonderful to find this reply from you - and with a :hug: to boot! :loveya: Will you still love me when my grey ghost is gone? ;)

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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:11 PM Response to Reply #133

145. AS you asked,

I shall ALWAYS love you, esp. for making me giggle, you and mister Gump, and everyone else on this damned funny thread, just when I needed a release of laughter. You should have heard that giggle, too. Sounded all creaky. :* :* :* :*

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:17 PM Response to Reply #145

149. Creaky giggles are the best kind

:hug:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:04 PM Response to Reply #121

137. Psst...Ms Smack......over here...

Ms Shari doesn't have a big ass......shhhhhhh....maybe you can still edit it... ;-)

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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:14 PM Response to Reply #137

147. Ooh, ooh! Maybe I meant "big-assed hug"

And by virtue of my being the giver of the hug, the assumption would naturally follow that I am the one carrying around the "junk in the trunk".. If that makes any sense. :D

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:20 PM Response to Reply #147

151. You said "ass-umption"...

:-) I'm sure that your trunk is very fetching! How come nobody ever wants to hug my bottom?

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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:22 PM Response to Reply #151

159. Oh, my bottom's OK, I suppose.

LOL. Thank you! Love the tail wag, btw!!!!

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:55 PM Response to Reply #159

167. I'll wag any time

Just whistle. :D

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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:35 PM Response to Reply #107

117. Thank you for this yummy,

crunchy, buttery, tasty thread. :9 :P

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:05 PM Response to Reply #117

138. You're welcome. Thank you!

Just watch out for those spicy bits... :o

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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:25 PM Response to Reply #106

113. .

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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:34 PM Response to Reply #113

115. He said "toaster". Heeheehee!

:hi: :loveya: It's so good to see you. I've had to keep my DU-ings sporadic b/c I'm at the TOTAL MERCY of 2 families for an entire week. Which basically means I can't find my bag of sanity. I can pick up some here at DU.

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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:39 PM Response to Reply #115

120. That splains it then!

I'm enjoying the peacefulness of being home alone if you don't count the chattering of parrots. I'm ODing on Block Buster movie rentals.

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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:42 PM Response to Reply #120

124. GOD, how I WISH I was where you are right now.

Literally, figuratively, what have you. Loud bluegrass playing in the livingroom now. And me without grass. *dying*

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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:53 PM Response to Reply #124

128. now that's sad

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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:01 PM Response to Reply #128

134. See? THERE'S my pity right there. Hey GF.

BTW, I like your sigline & I loved your response to the original post upthread. Very sharp, really good. So anyway, I'm going to need a crowbar to unclench my jaw after this week. I'm usually given to exaggeration, until this moment.

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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:32 PM Response to Reply #134

156. well

Edited on Mon Dec-26-05 03:34 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo for 4 years I've shared my life with others on this board..now that it's taken a turn toward bizarro world I am expected to STFU and pretend serendipity is the source of my suffering

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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:24 PM Response to Reply #156

160. The day I ever tell you to STFU

is a day none of us'll ever see. :P :hug:

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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:56 PM Response to Reply #124

129. Oh Gawd!

I do love listening to bluegrass. FYI ~ It isn't too early on that coast to open a bottle of wine. I'm enjoying being in the moment knowing that all that should be ~ is.

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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:05 PM Response to Reply #129

140. You're in the Zen box! Fabulous. : )

I may crack the seal on one of those apricot-colored goodies lining the too-high-to-reach shelves. Clean living, you know? I have nothing against clean living. I just need a step ladder, that's all. :hug:

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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:20 PM Response to Reply #140

152. Sugar ...

It's the only way for me to remain sane in this insane world. Now about those apricot-colored goodies lining the too-high-to-reach shelves ... Be careful ~ I've seen you step up on a chair to reach a little higher. We have far too many laughs to share for either of us to be getting boo-boos now. :hug:

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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 08:09 PM Response to Reply #152

178. I can put my vertigo on hold if I must! I remember the days

of being able to LEAP up on chairs, once because I saw a mouse. Thanks for the love, sweepea!!! :hug:

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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:21 PM Response to Original message

112. Hrumpfff.

I don't know what's more disgusting.... the fact that I missed this thread last night, because for once in my life I decided to go to bed early, or the fact that y'all had such a good time without me. :(

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:31 PM Response to Reply #112

114. I'd call that a tie

So we need a do-over. :bounce:

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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:34 PM Response to Reply #114

116. Do you have a matching handkerchief with that tie?

Hi there, handsome! Don't you go getting yourself converted until I've had a shot at ya first. :evilgrin:

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:40 PM Response to Reply #116

122. I'm inconvertible

I do, however, kiss my cat on the lips. :wow:

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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:41 PM Response to Reply #122

123. who doesn't?

Although, when I say "my cat" I am refering to the feline variety, of course. :7

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:45 PM Response to Reply #123

125. One would think so

Otherwise, one would be prompted to call you in for a spinal examination. And anyway, wouldn't you encounter... resistance? :shrug:

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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:49 PM Response to Reply #125

126. I dunno....

I've heard tell that resistance is futile... and there are some who tell me I am irresistable. :shrug: But yeah - there are a few things that would get in the way, I guess. :rofl:

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:52 PM Response to Reply #126

127. When the inconvertible force

meets the irresistable object... :nuke: ("We apologise for any inconvenience caused by our bombing. Sorry!")

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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:02 PM Response to Reply #127

136. See? I was thinking it was more like this

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:05 PM Response to Reply #136

139. Yeah, but I can't pronounce

"pyrotechnics." It comes out "nuclear."

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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:08 PM Response to Reply #139

143. At least you didn't say "nukuler."

And who said anything about talking? :D

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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:16 PM Response to Reply #143

148. But I *like* to talk

It's what I do best. :think: Second best.

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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:18 PM Response to Reply #148

150. really?

:woohoo::loveya:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:07 PM Response to Reply #112

141. NOW we can laissez les bon tempes roulez!

Opa! Opa! :headbang:

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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:11 PM Response to Reply #141

146. Didn't you go to sleep yet?

I've already taken a nap since first seeing you today. You, OTOH, are probably delirious. :)

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:22 PM Response to Reply #146

153. delerre...dieleri..delirruots? ....deel...dil

How can you tell? :shrug:

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Beware the Beast Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 02:57 PM Response to Original message

130. Me.

:cry:

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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:00 PM Response to Reply #130

131. It happens

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 05:07 PM Response to Reply #131

168. Some-times...

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:08 PM Response to Reply #130

142. So YOU'RE the one!

Huh. I don't see any toasters.... :P

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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:09 PM Response to Original message

144. Not me, but arwalden promised me a deluxe kitchen(the entire thing) if

I ever handed over MrG. :hi:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:25 PM Response to Reply #144

154. Shoot...I'd throw in a Ronco toaster-television, to sweeten the deal

Of course, we'd both have to watch that cowboy movie first, or you mght as well have him back (you could still keep the Ronco toaster-television, though).

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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:28 PM Response to Original message

155. Hey, wait just a minute here....

Why are you auctioning off Merh's FEMAnsion??

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 03:50 PM Response to Reply #155

158. :o

She's the Toaster Grand Poobah? :o

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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:38 PM Response to Reply #155

163. I wish it made toast!

x( No toaster and no room for it here!

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 05:09 PM Response to Reply #163

169. :-(

How about Shari's moon pies? :hug:

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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 06:49 PM Response to Reply #169

177. Don't frown

Toaster at the office, I eat my bagels there. ;-) Shari hasn't been around to give out moonpies lately, we need more moonpies :hug:

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:29 PM Response to Original message

161. Would a person be eligible

if they were straight, but seemed to drive whole herds of ex-lovers to gayitude in droves? Hypothetically, I mean.

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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:38 PM Response to Reply #161

164. Herds?

:yoiks:

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:47 PM Response to Reply #164

165. Oh calm down,

it hasn't happened to me. I just know someone with an amazing run of such luck. Although, I am beginning to get suspicious about you and matcom...

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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:49 PM Response to Reply #165

166. whew

I'm not ~that~ curious :rofl:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 05:11 PM Response to Reply #165

171. Beginning?

:o

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 05:10 PM Response to Reply #161

170. It;s okay, you can mention Mr Beat Man by name

He's already outed himself. :D My curse is that I drive them to the convent....I mean, after me, where else is there to go?

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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 05:17 PM Response to Reply #170

173. Heh. Soooo.... Forrest,

who've ya been dating: Salma? Smokin' Hot DUers? Vegas Babes? Nuns of the above...? D'oh! Look's like that 'convent' comment gives us the answer! :7

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 06:29 PM Response to Reply #173

176. No, you misunderstand!

Salma = now Sister Chestitty Chastity Hot DUer(s) = not telling :P Vegas Babes = now Sisters Bubbles, Trixie, Roxanne, and La Quiche Nuns = now Candy and Mistress Leopard Queen :o

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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 04:36 PM Response to Original message

162. I might be turning into a gay man

I got a kitchen torch for creme brulee over Xmas. :D I was seduced recruited by arwalden's Gay Duck.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 05:12 PM Response to Reply #162

172. On the bright side, it's still okay to

want Johnny Depp. :D :hi:

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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 05:18 PM Response to Original message

174. What is this thread about,

again? :shrug:

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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-26-05 06:24 PM Response to Reply #174

175. I don't know but ,I heard that Kay was winning

:popcorn:

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