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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 01:41 AM
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I want to apologize to you all who got no gifts from Santa this year
But the venison was delicious last night. Sorry.

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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 01:44 AM
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1. LOL.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 01:47 AM
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2. What's deer got to do with it? Here's a reindeer recipe that's just LOVELY
!!

Marinated Reindeer Filet

1 kg ( 2 lb.)reindeer filet
1 dl (0.4 c) Aquavit
1 dl (0.4 c) olive oil

Leave the meat in the oil/Aquavit marinade for two hours. Brown
the meat in a hot pan, bake in stove for app. 15 minutes at 170
C/340 F. Let the meat rest for ten minutes.


Sherry sauce

2 dl (0.8 c) dry sherry
4 dl (1.7 c) whipping cream
2 dl (0.8 c) stock (from reindeer, or other red meat)
40 g (1.4 oz) chopped shallot
1 bay leaf
salt, pepper
100 g (3.5 oz) unsalted butter

Saute the onion in butter, don\x92t let it get brown. Add stock,
with pepper and bay leaf, let it reduce to 2 dl (0.8 c). Add cream,
let it reduce to 3 dl (1.3 c). Add sherry, reduce to 4 dl (1.7 dl)
Pour it through a sieve. Whip in the butter, add salt and pepper
to taste.


Apple and red onions

2 Aroma apples
150 g (5.3 oz) red onion
1 Tbs. butter
1 Tbs. vinegar (7%)
2 Tbs. Aquavit
salt, pepper

Cut apples and onions into wedges. Saute in butter until soft, add
vinegar, salt and pepper to taste. Serve the meat with sherry sauce
and apple mixture, and baked potato wedges.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 01:51 AM
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3. Mmmm, that sounds good
The bitch of it all was that friggin' blinking red nose. What is a good recipe for noses that blink?
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New Earth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 01:53 AM
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4. i didn't get nuffin from Santa
i was a bad Padawan this year :cry:

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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 01:58 AM
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6. Oh, ummm.... sorry
I might have your gifts here. After I... how can I put this gently? After I "acquired" the 9 sleigh pullers, I put the gifts in my backyard. Let me look.


Ok, I have a few. To Faye From Santa. Ummm.. do you have a coal stove? If you do you will be *very* happy about the gifts you were supposed to get.
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New Earth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 02:12 AM
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9. ouch
:cry: i never got coal before. i musta been really bad :spank:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 02:22 AM
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12. Quick story
My mother was telling everyone today that when I was young she told me that if I was bad I would get coal. I was upset when I woke up one Christmas and didn't get coal..lol.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 01:57 AM
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5. I woke up and found everything I needed and wanted-
a sunny day, a hungry cat purring on my chest, a happy dog eager for a long morning walk, and a turkey roasting in the oven. Santa and I haven't needed to cross paths in years.

I hope you didn't use lead buckshot when you came up against Rudolph.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 02:06 AM
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7. A turkey?
Was it "Thomas the tweaked out Turkey"? He is sort of like Rudolph, but he leads the sleigh that "Drinkin Sauce" (Santa Claus' alter ego) uses to deliver "goodies" to all the over zealous partiers of the yule time season?
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 02:08 AM
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8. Sorry, I didn't interrogate the bird as to its identity
As it was also undressed when we got to it, a positive identification wasn't possible.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 02:16 AM
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10. You bad, bad man!!!
:spank:


:rofl:


and, as always for you...

:hug:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 02:18 AM
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11. I hope you had/have a great holiday Shari
And also to you :hug:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 02:24 AM
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13. I did - it was quiet, but nice.
Hope yours was wonderful, too, darlin'!

:D
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 02:28 AM
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14. mmmmmm...venison
what will we tell the children?
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 02:32 AM
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15. Pfffft. Screw the kids and their Ipods...
This is what I'm talking about:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 02:35 AM
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16. That's exactly how I prepare it
RARE on a bed of greens with roasted red potatoes
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