Happy 42nd Birthday to Lars "Fucking Napster CRYBABY" Ulrich of Metallica

Bush_Eats_Beef

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Mon Dec-26-05 11:12 AM
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Happy 42nd Birthday to Lars "Fucking Napster CRYBABY" Ulrich of Metallica

Lars Ulrich was born on December 26, 1963
American heavy metal drummer (Metallica), b.1963

"Everytime we put a record out, we lose people that can't deal with the growth."

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ghostsofgiants

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Mon Dec-26-05 11:17 AM
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1. Ugh, I hate that guy.

Such a smarmy little douche.

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Gatchaman

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Mon Dec-26-05 11:20 AM
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2. Lars should marry Sharon Osborne

then the two of them could drive off a bridge together, and the world of music would be a better place.

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ghostsofgiants

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Mon Dec-26-05 11:23 AM
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4. People like that make me glad I gave up on metal many years ago

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Deja Q

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Mon Dec-26-05 11:21 AM
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3. Microdicks can grow? Well, we learn something new every day...

He doesn't make music either, he makes noise. The sleep machine I bought for $15 at Target produces better music... and that makes only white noise.

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rocktivity

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Mon Dec-26-05 11:29 AM
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5. Somewhere, Cliff Burton is puking.

Edited on Mon Dec-26-05 11:29 AM by rocknation

If ANY band other than Metallica had come out against Napster, I would have at least been willing to listen to them. But this is the band that transformed tape trading and bootlegging into a high art, and it helped catapault them into the big time.

I have thrown away all my Metallica memorabilia except my Master Of Puppets album--I don't believe in destroying art, and it gives me something to remember Cliff by.

:headbang:
rocknation

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William Bloode

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Mon Dec-26-05 11:46 AM
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6. He's the reason i burned all my Metallica c.d.'s.

In the early days they encouraged priracy among their fans. One of my old favorite videos Cliff 'em All was made from pirated concert footage. They encourage folks too make tapes and give them away.

Pirates were once their friends. Now they wish to prosecute the very same actions that helped build their careers.

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peekaloo

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Mon Dec-26-05 11:50 AM
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7. Most people "can't deal with the growth" of hemorrhoids.

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lillilbigone

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Mon Dec-26-05 11:55 AM
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8. Corporate tool.

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