The Beast calls the 700 club (really funny stuff)

A friend of mine sent me an issue of this Buffalo N.Y. tabloid a few months ago and I've been hooked ever since. If you go there, check out letters to santa and 50 worst people. I definatly need a subscription to this paper.


700 Club: Thank you for calling the 700 Club, my name is John. What can I pray for you today?

BEAST: How do I do this? I’ve never done it before.

700 Club: Oh, okay, you just call and I ask you how’s your relationship with the lord and you tell me. Then I ask you for your prayer request and I’ll pray for you.

BEAST: Oh, okay.

700 Club: And if you’re interested in joining the 700 Club then that would be better too, if you’re interested.

BEAST: Oh all right, let’s pray first.

700 Club: Okay, all-righty sir, how’s your relationship with the lord?

BEAST: Oh, we’re pretty close.

700 Club: Okay. How is it on a daily basis?

BEAST: Good, you know. He’s there when I’m brushing my teeth in the morning and everything.

700 Club: And what would you like me to pray for you about today?

BEAST: Uh, you know, the assassination of Hugo Chavez maybe.

(long pause)

Much more at link
http://buffalobeast.com/83/700club.htm

Classic! :headbang: