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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:12 PM
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Now that the War on Christmas is over, what should us heathens attack
next?

I'm thinking Washington's birthday is a prime target.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:13 PM
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1. did we win?
:shrug:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:15 PM
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2. that's not important.
translation: I have no idea.
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haydukelives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:17 PM
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3. The insurgency
is in its last throws
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:24 PM
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7. we won the battle
not the war.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:17 PM
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4. Your Birthday
ooooo are YOU gonna be in for a surprise this year!
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:26 PM
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10. Watch out! You might take out St Patty's day with it!
It's really close, darlin'

:D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:27 PM
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11. oh shit! and piss off the IRA?
:scared:



































:hide:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:22 PM
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5. hmmm....
sanctity of marriage? check!
snowflake babies? check!
Christmas? check!
I guess that just leaves....the righteous God-warriors, themselves:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:24 PM
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6. insallah!
cultural intifada!

let's take down flag day!
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:25 PM
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8. Easter, Of Course
http://www.wicca.com/celtic/akasha/ostara.htm

http://www.religioustolerance.org/asatru.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:27 PM
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12. Too easy. They'll see that one coming a mile away!
DOWN WITH ASH WEDNESDAY!
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:30 PM
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14. lets attack lent!!!
Edited on Tue Dec-27-05 03:32 PM by LSK
We can kidnap people and forcefeed them hamburgers on fridays!!!
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:30 PM
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15. Wait....
Without Ash Wednesday, can there be a Fat Tuesday aka Mardi Gras?

If you want a stealth holiday, with religious overtones, may I suggest All Saints Day.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:31 PM
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16. Doesn't Tuesday come before Wednesday?
:7
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:34 PM
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19. Wednesday is the only reason for Tuesday to exist
:hangover:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:54 PM
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22. But doesn't Wednesday's existence depend on Tuesday occurring?
:crazy:
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:57 PM
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24. Not around New Orleans.......
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:57 PM
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23. Better yet - down with "Good" Friday!
:evilgrin:

It'll be great - Jackass O'Reilly will say that the evil liberals are trying take the "good" out of Good Friday. Then he will go on further to say that a war is being waged on Easter and everything it stands for, calling for a boycott of all stores that dare have an Easter Bunny on display!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 05:00 PM
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28. Yes I agree
Then Lent will never end. hee hee
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:26 PM
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9. Wasn't Easter already agreed upon?
I know I saw DS1's "Easter Rabbit Road Kill" picture floating around.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:28 PM
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13. valentines day!
candy is bad......and besides valentines is named after a saint and church and state et al.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:31 PM
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17. The Easter Bunny
Haven't Christians already destroyed their own holiday by adding the Santa and Easter Bunny fantasies?
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:32 PM
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18. It's never too early to start kicking Easter's ass
IMHO
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:36 PM
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20. if it bleeds, we can kill it
easter will know pain.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 03:37 PM
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21. Easter is actually a fertility festival....
So, I believe numerous displays of public procreation, or facsimilies thereof, are altogether appropriate......


:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 04:00 PM
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25. Groundhog Day.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 04:51 PM
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26. Candlemas
Known to us heathens as Groundhog Day.

Punxatawny Phil, lead the charge!
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 04:59 PM
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27. Epiphany, January 6th is closest
The arrival of the three wise men.
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Indy_Dem_Defender Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 07:25 PM
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29. Seriously President's Day
I can already see it happening, I know it will happen, The Township I live in calls the day off for the schools Great American's Day, Not President's Day, It's just predictable some righwinger going to get a hold of this call the school board anti-Bush and then call them Anti-American!
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 09:48 PM
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30. * nt
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 09:49 PM
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31. War On Valentines Day. Pleaseee oh God oh God War On Valentines Day
God I'm so sick of that stupid fucking created for marketing and to give men guilt everywhere fucking day.
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