Are religions mutually exclusive? - Democratic Underground

Ladyhawk

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Wed Dec-28-05 04:58 PM
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Are religions mutually exclusive?

Edited on Wed Dec-28-05 04:59 PM by Ladyhawk

I mean, can I join the Church of Reality and remain a Pastafarian? The Church of Reality says, "If it's real - we believe in it!" The Flying Spaghetti Monster is real.

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RevCheesehead

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Wed Dec-28-05 05:05 PM
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1. Better not ask me: I believe in Antipasta.

:hi:

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billyskank

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Wed Dec-28-05 05:07 PM
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2. I don't know what antipasta is

but I don't like the sound of it :scared:

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Ladyhawk

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Wed Dec-28-05 05:09 PM
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3. It's this:

The antipasta's noodly appendages are used only for EVIL! EVIL, I tell you! And his name is Cthulhu!!!!

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billyskank

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Wed Dec-28-05 05:11 PM
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6. If I ever see him

I'll be sure to run the other way, as fast as my little legs will take me. :scared:

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RevCheesehead

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Wed Dec-28-05 05:09 PM
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4. You wouldn't let one vowel come between friends, would you?

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billyskank

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Wed Dec-28-05 05:10 PM
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5. So long as I can still enjoy pasta

I'm happy. :)

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no name no slogan

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Wed Dec-28-05 07:19 PM
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7. If I eat antipasto and then eat pasta, will I be hungry?

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RevCheesehead

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Wed Dec-28-05 07:40 PM
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8. Eventually.

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smirkymonkey

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Wed Dec-28-05 08:13 PM
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9. Yes - they cancel each other out.

So it just like you didn't eat at all.

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GreenPartyVoter

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Wed Dec-28-05 08:24 PM
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10. You'll expode without a level 10 containment field separating them, and

Edited on Wed Dec-28-05 08:25 PM by GreenPartyVoter

good luck fitting one of THOSE in yer gut.

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Strong Atheist

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Wed Dec-28-05 09:23 PM
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11. There is

STILL no FSM!

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