My perfect job: holding the "applause" sign when Emeril says "garlic"

Rabrrrrrr

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Wed Dec-28-05 08:25 PM
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My perfect job: holding the "applause" sign when Emeril says "garlic"

or "add wine".

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Dec-28-05 08:27 PM
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1. No kidding.

I've come to find out that it's not Emeril I have a problem with. It's his sycophantic audience that drives me nuts. I enjoy Emeril's 1/2 hour show during the day much more. No audience. :)

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Rabrrrrrr

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Wed Dec-28-05 08:31 PM
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3. I'm with you - I love Emeril, and think he does some great stuff.

His audiences are filled with fucking morons.

But, this is America, so it's to be expected that the vast majority of people in any room aren't worth the seeds that were planted to grow the cotton that was used to make their tampons.

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Robb

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Wed Dec-28-05 08:28 PM
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2. I've heard he's kinda, y'know, "grabby"

So it may not be the best job after all. :hi:

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Dec-28-05 08:36 PM
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4. I do like that indoor grill thing though.

That could come in handy.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Wed Dec-28-05 08:56 PM
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5. I would love to have one of those!

Often, in the winter, it's too cold to grill outside because the propane liquifies and won't flow.

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ScreamingMeemie

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Wed Dec-28-05 08:58 PM
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6. Charcoal baby...charcoal...I've had some of my best cookouts

while knee deep in snow. You can take the girl out of Wisconsin.... :hi:

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Rabrrrrrr

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Wed Dec-28-05 09:10 PM
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9. I don't have a charcoal grill

I'd like to get one, but truthfully, as much as I prefer the taste of a charcoal grill, I far prefer the quickness and convenience of gas. Funny for a purist like me, I know, but that's the way it is.

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AllegroRondo

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Thu Dec-29-05 11:59 AM
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11. Have you tried natural gas?

You can get a grill installed and hooked up to the natural gas line from your house. Very easy, and you dont have to refill tanks.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Thu Dec-29-05 02:23 PM
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13. If I ever build a house, I will do that

My sister has it, and it's bloody convenient. Don't have to worry before getting ready to slow cook ribs for three hours whether there's enough gas in the tank.

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Dec-28-05 08:58 PM
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7. That's not my problem.

I just don't have space for a proper grill. Plus inside is so convenient.

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Left Is Write

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Wed Dec-28-05 09:04 PM
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8. What about "...anothah notch!"

I remember when "kick it up a notch" was fresh and clever. Now it's overused and overdone.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Thu Dec-29-05 11:12 AM
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10. Yeah, it gets boring after a while, don't it?

Surprisingly, I don't remember him saying it on the show I watched last night. Though I might have just tuned it out.

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patcox2

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Thu Dec-29-05 12:42 PM
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12. Uggghhh, proximity to that egomaniacal bridge troll, yuck.

Funny he is a chef, when all he himself eats is billy-goat-gruff.

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