When the baby Jesus points to 0, your cookies are done

Whoa_Nelly

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Thu Dec-29-05 02:59 AM
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When the baby Jesus points to 0, your cookies are done

From the

http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade2.shtml

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Thu Dec-29-05 03:00 AM
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1. How are you?

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Whoa_Nelly

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Thu Dec-29-05 03:02 AM
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2. Bored

Edited on Thu Dec-29-05 03:03 AM by Whoa_Nelly

Isn't it obvious? :rofl:

how are you?

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Thu Dec-29-05 03:10 AM
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4. I'm ok.

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NMMNG

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Thu Dec-29-05 03:05 AM
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3. Methinks some people are way too obsessed with their religion

I could easily see this in some fundie-wingnuts house

. (Not that I'm pointing fingers or anything :shrug:)

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RevCheesehead

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Thu Dec-29-05 03:12 AM
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5. I WANT ONE!

I love it! I collect Jesus kitsch. :7

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Whoa_Nelly

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Thu Dec-29-05 03:18 AM
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8. Even made with marshmallows?

"Perhaps I could interest you in this belt buckle," she whispers while slyly opening her trenchcoat...

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RevCheesehead

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Thu Dec-29-05 10:15 AM
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14. Even Better!!

I foresee Communion with Hot Chocolate and Marshmallows!

But the belt buckle? :scared:

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Whoa_Nelly

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Thu Dec-29-05 03:14 AM
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6. This one needs a second look

Hmmmm....

That's a leg.

Maybe the Lounge needs a fast-paced game of Nativity BeanBag Throw!

Hey kids! Come throw beanbags at the holy family! Yeah!

http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade3.shtml

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Ptah

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Thu Dec-29-05 03:17 AM
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7. That's cool. My daughter's sister gave me a timer that

looks like this:

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Whoa_Nelly

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Thu Dec-29-05 03:20 AM
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10. So when the ketchup all runs out

the turkey is fully cooked?

(Sorry...am bored silly tonight...)

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Ptah

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Thu Dec-29-05 03:23 AM
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12. When the ketchup runs out,

it's time to watch the pot that never boils?

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Ptah

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Thu Dec-29-05 03:47 AM
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13. So what is my relation to my daughter's sister?

:shrug:

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Robeson

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Thu Dec-29-05 03:19 AM
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9. Wow, just wow.....

...:wow: :wow:

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Whoa_Nelly

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Thu Dec-29-05 03:23 AM
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11. UFO Nativity

I think those are supposed to be lambs in the background, but....:scared:

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RevCheesehead

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Thu Dec-29-05 10:24 AM
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15. OH, MY GOD! I think I'm quacking up.

And where was THIS during the chicken wars??

This one's a hoot:

And I actually OWN THIS ONE!

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TallahasseeGrannie

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Thu Dec-29-05 10:32 AM
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16. you mean

my... cookies.... are done?

As in figuratively?

Or just a time and my cookies are done?

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Whoa_Nelly

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Thu Dec-29-05 06:48 PM
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18. Take it as you see it

Only YOU know the REAL answer!
BWAHAHAHAHHA

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NewWaveChick1981

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Thu Dec-29-05 05:43 PM
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17. OMFG, these beat the crap out of the light-up Jesus lamp...

Edited on Thu Dec-29-05 05:56 PM by NewWaveChick1981

...I saw in a catalog about 20 years ago! I'm laughing so hard right now I can't breathe!!! :rofl:

For those of you who even care, the Jesus lamp looked like a normal lamp with a white shade until you turned it on. Voila, a ghostly image of Jesus (everyone knows Jesus looked like a white rock singer with long hair and a beard, right?) would appear on the shade. When you turned the lamp off, Jesus went away. Pretty clever, eh? I think that catalog also had light-up Elvis lamps too. (Hey, some people think Elvis was the Chosen One, so I guess that stands to reason!)

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