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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 04:46 AM
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YOU have a dirty mind
You may think that you have everyone fooled, but you can't fool yourself


Sure you go about your life in relative obscurity


But what do you think what would happen when others find out just how dirty you mind is?


Will you be shunned? Will you lose your job or your parental privileges?


But in you quiet thoughts, you know what you're thinking


You just pray that no one else has found out about your thoughts


Of course, what differentiates you and a pervert is that you keep your thoughts to yourself



But of course, you have to ask yourself if it's normal to think them


The answer is yes


Yes


OH, YES!


YES!


Because it's all perfectly normal



Whew, That was pretty good, wasn't it?
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 04:49 AM
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1. Everyone has a secret life, too. n/t
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 04:50 AM
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2. Hey, MrS!!!!
I resemble those remarks!! :evilgrin:

Hmmm, maybe I should seek further absolution?????
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 04:55 AM
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5. Sure, here you go
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 04:56 AM
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6. Bless me, MrS
For I have been a very naughty girl!!!:evilgrin:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 04:59 AM
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8. It's good to be MrScorpio
Yes, indeed
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:01 AM
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9. So, do I merit further absolution?
Or can I just go on being my own naughty self???? :evilgrin:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:03 AM
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10. Suffice it to say, that I was never one to dissuade naughtiness
I'll not begin today
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:09 AM
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14. Good
'cause as much as I've tried to disuade it in myself

well

dang it

I JUST CAN'T HELP IT!!!! :spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:
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usedtobesick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 04:53 AM
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3. lets add another.... I do live in Denver so the snow is part of it
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 04:54 AM
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4. My mind is no dirtier than most.
I just don't hide it.
No closet dirt.
No dirt under the rug.

Nope my mind isn't dirty at all.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 04:58 AM
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7. But Joani!!!
I thought you were a member in good standing of the DU Lounge Naughty Girls Club? Have you quit? :cry:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:04 AM
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11. Never!
I'll never quit.
I just don't consider IT or my mind to be dirty.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:06 AM
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12. All right, gf!!!
That's why you are one of my very FAVORITE Naughty Girls!!! :evilgrin: :spank: :loveya:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:14 AM
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15. hmmm
And because sometimes I play nicely and share my toys ...



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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:07 AM
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13. psshhh...with me it isn't a secret
It's pretty well known :evilgrin:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:38 AM
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16. Okay, MrS. I demand equal time: where are the
vulvae? Hmm?

Many Georgia O'Keeffe florals will do... ;)

With some of your posts, you remind me of The Lovemaster, Baby... Craig Shoemaker.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:40 AM
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17. Equal time will come later
This came first
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:43 AM
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19. *blink*
:rofl:



here's a joke for you

a chicken and an egg are sitting up in bed, smoking

the egg says, to no one in particular, "well, I guess that answers that question . . . "
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 12:21 AM
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28. OK
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 11:07 AM
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38. ahh... that's the ticket
Sigh. :)
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Scooter24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:41 AM
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18. :D
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neweurope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:47 AM
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20. WRONG! :P
I don't have a dirty mind at all. I love those relics of older religions... If I found one of those ancient stones I'd set it up in the driveway. Of course, that might not be possible in the Land of The Free...

:P

------------------------------------------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 06:30 AM
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21. For some reason those pictures don't do anything for me.
I just can't figure out what it is. :shrug:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 07:14 AM
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22. yes, yes i do...
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 07:20 AM
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23. Florida State Capital Building
Jebs office is in here somewhere.....


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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 12:01 AM
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24. So that's where the other prick works
It figures
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 12:07 AM
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25. You are too funny, good photo essay
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 12:08 AM
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26. I beg your pardon ...
... I never promised you a rose garden. :P

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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 12:17 AM
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27. I only have two questions.
What kind of shroom is that?


And what is the purpose of those little construction weenie thingies?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 12:26 AM
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29. The 'Shroom is a Cortinaria
The stone items are Peruvian thingydos
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 01:43 AM
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30. Again?
Edited on Sat Dec-31-05 01:44 AM by marzipanni
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 01:46 AM
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31. Dirty mind test.
Edited on Sat Dec-31-05 01:47 AM by SofaKingLiberal
Take a look at the picture first...
So, what did you see?









































Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such scenario. What they will see are the nine dolphins.
Additional note: This is a test to determine if you already have a corrupted mind. If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 3 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupted.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dirtymindtest.html
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:21 AM
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32. What Dolphins?!!! I've been looking for them for five minutes straight
I don't see no damned dolphins
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:24 AM
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33. LOL
DAMN, you must have one dirty F'n mind.
:rofl:
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:34 AM
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34. Yo, Scorp... they are behind the beast with two
backs.. whassamatter you?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:45 AM
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35. Does this help?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 03:31 AM
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37. Kissing, legs and crotch
That's all I see
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 11:29 AM
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39. Filthy kids. I didn't see any perverted dolphins.
Just the couple gettin' buck-wild.
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:52 AM
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36. That last one's just wrong.
Not the pic of YOU, but the "french tickler" style mushroom thingy.

:yourock:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 11:36 AM
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40. I had no idea you were gay, Mr S.
:D
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