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Renegade Six Donating Member (148 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 09:24 AM
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CDC WARNING
from another group.

DANGER>>>

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"?). Many victims contracted it in 2004 after having been screwed for the previous four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information (pronounced xenophobia and paranoia), inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies toward evangelical theocracy and categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
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BushOut06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 09:26 AM
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1. ROTFLMAO
Consider it bumped and voted.
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Oceansaway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 09:26 AM
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2. LoL...n/t
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existentialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 09:28 AM
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3. nice touch
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 09:29 AM
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4. Apparently it's endemic, this joke just keeps on going and going
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:36 AM
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6. Have you seen the one about the Brazilians?
:hide:
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Nordmadr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 09:38 AM
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5. Don't worry the drug companies will have a sugar pill for it soon
Edited on Fri Dec-30-05 09:38 AM by olafvikingr
enough that will cost $200 a month. No known cure but treatable with lifetime medication. No money in cures...now treatment, there is the cash cow.

Olafr
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