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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:16 PM
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Forrest Gump and I hung out yesterday
He rode his motorcycle there. It is red.

We had a steak dinner in Barstow. He had filet mignon (an actual cut of beef) and I had a large porterhouse steak.

We were walking and talking about body mass and he felt a muscle on me. It happened to be on the back of my thigh. An anatomical pointer for the reader.

Not quite written with the verve, but nevertheless, it could pass muster.

Off for the day...sorry Forrest...cerulean skies are for porn sites ;)
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:17 PM
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1. Dammit, you!
The feeling's gone now. I still love you though. Have some okra. :hug:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:18 PM
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2. someone left the cake out in the rain
no okra..it's not ready for prime time
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:19 PM
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3. Oh sure, did you even bother to mention who called last night
while you too were snogging each other

:eyes:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:19 PM
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6. She mentioned it to me....You two hogging up all her airtime so she
couldn't call me. :eyes: Some people....
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:20 PM
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8.  we need your number so next time JJ and I are hanging out
we can give you a call!!

:bounce:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:28 PM
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14. Check your PM!
I am bestowing a rare honor....right....Hahahahahaha :rofl:
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:32 PM
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18. I'm always left out
**fakepout**
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 04:59 PM
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22. You should try living this side of the pond!
:rofl:
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:05 PM
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25. I betcha that is tough!
And you have to go to sleep just as things are happening.

Bless you heart! :hug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 06:40 PM
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35. Just as I have to right now!
Goodnight merh! :hug:
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 06:45 PM
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36. Good night billyskank
Sleep well :hug:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 06:12 PM
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33. I adore you sweetie but my calling plan doesn't include overseas calls
:cry:

But I've been thinking of going to London so who knows. Hopefully we can have the first British DU meetup!!

Then I can go stalk Robert Plant for a few days :loveya:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 06:40 PM
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34. Bless your heart!
Of course you don't make international calls! :hug:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:19 PM
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4. He should write that stuff for a living.
And you should stop in and see us more often. :hug:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:32 PM
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17. I told him once
he should consider standup comedy ... since his timing is so good. :-)
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:19 PM
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5. tell me more about the vast tunnel
:rofl:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:22 PM
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10. That was not anatomical
at least on me anyway...It is a hole cut in a mountainside sufficiently large enough for a train to pass through
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:23 PM
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12. CHOOOO CHOOOOO!
:rofl:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:20 PM
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7. Excellent!
Glad you had a good time, nsma. I can think of few DUers I'd rather while away in Barstow with than you and the Gumpster. :hug:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:21 PM
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9. Hee Hee Positively pedantic
:P

Wish I could have been there. I'm glad you two had a good time. :D :D
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:23 PM
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11. All kidding aside..he is a wonderful person
To put it in monosyllabic words, he is a real nice guy.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:31 PM
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15. That's wonderful to hear
Except for the unfortunate CubanLieral/Padraig incident, it furthers my experience that people are pretty genuine here on DU.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 07:04 PM
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42. When you've had my experiences
CL/Padraig seem authentic
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 07:33 PM
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47. Oh Dear,
sorry 'bout that. :pals:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:25 PM
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13. It sounds like you had a wonderful time!
I was wondering about that red thing he alluded to earlier.

But ~ you were talking about the Blue Sky and that's always nice.
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:31 PM
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16. Damn, it was just a steak dinner.
Edited on Fri Dec-30-05 03:01 PM by merh
And I bet you drove your convertible.
With the top down.



I do adore Forrest (what a wit, what a way with the words) and I adore you too, so I am very glad you two had such fun together.

:grouphug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 04:39 PM
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19. Don't listen to her. She's just trying to cover our illicit, hot, sapphic
love from a world that doesn't understand. :D

Or not.

:hi:

'twas an excellent sojourn, though.


We'll always have Barstow, schweetheart...
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:38 PM
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30. Ummm.....how is it sapphic love
with you and your red throbbie thingie involved?:shrug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 12:20 AM
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53. I'm a lesbian. It's official.
The World Council of Lesbians okayed it. :-)

I just come with an extra attachment.

(definitely, positively NO double entendre intended!)
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 04:49 PM
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20. Barstow probably didn't know what hit it
Sounds like a great day. I think a DU gathering in Las Vegas would be fun!! We can all stay with Forrest!!!


:loveya:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 04:58 PM
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21. Vegas? Staying with me?
It'll be a crowded bed.

Call me Mr Hefner. :D
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:01 PM
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23. Ok...Mr Hefner!
do you wear the smoking jacket and full playboy garb? :-)



LV would be a perfect place for a gathering..



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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:16 PM
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26. Wear? What is this 'wear' that you speak of?
:D

I remember clothes, sort of.


Ah, yes, Vegas would be one of the few towns capable of handling (if only barely) the combined mojo of a dedicated group of DUers. I'm ready to gather...
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 07:24 PM
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44. on second thought... you should come out here
There's lots to do out here too! A dinner cruise maybe ..


don't try and act like you don't sit around in a smoking jacket and ascot while you post here :D
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 12:22 AM
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54. My ascot's got conchos on it
:D

I'm up for a cruise (but not the Tom kind, or the kind that happens on S&M Boulevard in LA, though).
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:36 PM
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29. Hah!
Your bed makes 'Vrooom-vroooom', and this without a co-pilot!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4499552&mesg_id=4503761

Hefner! :rofl:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 12:23 AM
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55. Cool!!!
:rofl:

Of course, the whole bed thing just depends on how hard you are on the throttle...
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4morewars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 06:52 PM
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38. My wife and I got married in Vegas !
We had a blast, and would do it again in a heartbeat. I'm just sayin'

PS: We are planning a trip there in June; it sure would be cool to meet some left coast lefties !
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 12:24 AM
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56. There's always time to reaffirm vows in Vegas -- you can even drive
through!

Maybe I'll see you in June, then...I'll keep my ears on. :hi:
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:01 PM
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24. So the big, red, throbbing thing between his legs
is a motorcycle? What an anti-climax. (No pun intended. Nuh-uh. None at all.)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:19 PM
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28. It might be
It might not be.

And that's all I have to say about that.

:D
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:18 PM
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27. Wow, you do like road trips!
:hi:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 06:54 PM
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39. Yep..told ya so
and I now have the record for Camarillo to LAX....40 minutes :D
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 08:28 PM
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51. Holy cow, even I never did it in 40!
That record will stand a long time, girl!

But, back in the day, the eager beaver cops in Camarillo never let me outta radar range and the CHP had my number.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 12:25 AM
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57. Forty minutes?!
Talk about fast women.

I thought I was doing well when I made it from around Agoura to LAX in 40 minutes. :o



The gods of speed salute you!
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:44 PM
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31. Gump's version was a little more "Penthouse forum-ish"
But yours will do.

Seriously, it's cool you two got to meet up and have some food together. I wish I was out that way other than this way sometimes, although I have some cool DU'ers here too. It would be a gas meeting both of you some day.

:hi:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 06:56 PM
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41. We also walked and talked
you'd be welcome anytime :D
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 12:27 AM
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58. When you get yourself out here
it's a date! :headbang:

We'll go sneak in to the Hilton showroom together and try to find that rehearsal room from That's The Way It Is -- I've heard that it hasn't changed appreciably since 1970 (the showroom sure has, though).
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:50 PM
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32. That's great you two got to get together....
....sounds like you had a great dinner too...I'm gonna grill some filets as soon as I get some propane for my new grill I got for xmas! :9

:hi: :hug: :loveya:
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4morewars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 06:47 PM
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37. That's what I heard !
In fact, many of us heard.
I've been "hungry" since I read his version this AM !

:hi:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 06:54 PM
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40. Must... resist... temptation... to... copycat... thread....
But it's all too easy for copycatting... O8)
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 07:07 PM
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43. What kind of motorcycle?
You know me, "red" just doesn't cut it as a description. :hi:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 07:26 PM
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45. ninja zx
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 07:30 PM
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46. Ah, tres sporty!
Those suckers are fast, I hope you guys were properly helmeted! ;-)
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 07:33 PM
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48. Yep
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 07:35 PM
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49. Good to hear.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 07:51 PM
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50. You're back at DU?
AWESOME.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 08:36 PM
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52. My translator exploded after I read Forrest Gump's version.
It's damaged beyond repair. I do not understand this "motorcycle" of which you speak. And this "filet mignon". Are you giving us some cryptic skeleton of a story? Mind blew up hours ago, sorry.

Carry on.



:P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 10:04 AM
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59. She's using innocuous code words to get under the thread-locking radar


:D
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