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ps1074 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:53 PM
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Bush and Cheney walk into a local diner to eat
As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Bush, "You ready to order?"

Bush replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."

"A quickie?!" the waitress replies.

"Sir, given the current situation of your political life that your the president and Im a waitress, I don't think that's a good idea. I'll come back when you're ready to order from the menu."

She walks away.

Cheney leans over to Bush and says, "It's pronounced 'Quiche.'"

:banghead:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 03:22 PM
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1. ...
Good one~! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 03:52 PM
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2. *whew* I thought the Brazilian Soccer team was going to be in there...
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 03:56 PM
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3. Ah, I see we have a new brazilian type joke already in que waiting
to be the joke of jokes in 2006. :P
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 03:57 PM
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4. "que"
is pronounced quiche.

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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 04:03 PM
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5. I thought quiche was pronounced like kissssshhhhh.
Okay, I gave it a try. :rofl:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 04:06 PM
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6. LOL!
Good one!
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