Have to share this, what is 100%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,
then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
and, look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

I asked my wife the other day what she liked best about me -- my firm,
trim body or my intellect. She said, "Your sense of humor dear."

I agree with you 110%! :rofl:

Women are the product of spending time and money

Women = Time x Money

But as we all know from hard work and business, time is money.

Women = (Money) x Money
Women = Money^2

Also, we know that money is the root of all evil.
So

Money = Evil^1/2

and Women = (Evil^1/2)^2

Therefore

Women = Evil

:rofl:

He worked it out, with a pencil.

:evilgrin:

There have to be better mathematical jokes than that, but right now I cannot think of one.

as he pointedly said that "Cream Rises to the Top"

I responded, "Not as fast as Scum does"......