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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 01:57 PM
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I’m failing miserably
on my New Year’s Resolution. I vowed to be naughtier, but here it is day 5th into the New Year I can only attest to being good and doing good deeds! Do I need help, or is it just too late to change?
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 02:09 PM
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1. Go visit DS1. He'll help you out.
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 02:20 PM
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3. Yes I've heard
rumblings concerning DS1's reputation!
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 02:14 PM
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2. I don't know about naughty....
Maybe SouthlandShari can help you out now that she's no longer a mod? :evilgrin:

But I dig that picture! :)
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 02:21 PM
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4. Thanks . . .
maybe she'll check in with some advice.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 02:50 PM
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5. First...
You've got to get an outfit something like this...





Report back when step one is complete, and I will reveal the second step towards true naughtiness!

;)
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 03:23 PM
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6. Whew! I'm only
5' 2" and don't know how the boots would look on me, but I think I could hold my own on the bustier.
My first choice is this:
But then I found this little red (my favorite color) number that kinda caught my eye. What da ya think?
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 03:32 PM
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9. Definitely go with the red one.
You are going to make a fine naughty girl - I like the whole angel-gone-bad theme you've got going!

Ok, next...you'll need to get comfortable with giving these... :spank:


You can um, practice on me if you like...

:evilgrin:































Go ahead. It must be done to progress to the next level...

:P
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 03:37 PM
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11. This parts truly hard
but here goes . . .
:spank: :spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

Ooooooo . . . I think I could really get into this.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 03:58 PM
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13. EXCELLENT!


Good work, grasshopper!


Now the steps get harder.

Next, you must flirt with one of the scary bad boys of the Lounge. I have some suggestions, but will first allow you to choose one on your own, if you like...

:P
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 04:17 PM
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14. Okay Master
southlandshari, this is truly going to be hard because I really don't know anyone here at DU. Usually give a "good mornin" to Clintmax, but I know he's got a permanent mate. Hmmmm, any suggestions?

btw this is a good book!
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 04:29 PM
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16. Oh wait . . .
I know Politically_Wrong, but I'd feel uncomfortable flirting with him. I know he'll understand.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 05:18 PM
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17. No, no, no....
He's not bad enough!

You have to flirt with one of the scary guys around here.

Hold on, give me a minute.....
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 05:35 PM
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18. Practice?
I'm not fucking PRACTICE!

I do practice now and then
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 05:49 PM
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19. Ok, ok....I see i overestimated your abillity
to help a friend in need.

Go back to your cave, asshole.

:eyes:


Don't mind him, Simply Fugue - he's TOO scary to start out with. Let's see who else shows up here...


:P
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 08:40 PM
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32. You may be a little
out of my league, at least for now. I'll get more from southlandshari first!
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 06:48 PM
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20. Reporting for flirting duty
pant pant ;)
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 06:55 PM
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23. Yay!
Now where did that naughty girl in training go?

:hi:
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 08:19 PM
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29. Oh, alrightee . . .
my first victim. Well, here goes!

Southlandshari tells me that you're so I was just wondering if you'd care to jump with me or maybe join me in a nice warm . I could put on my little red number from post above, have a little , and then how knows?
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 10:36 PM
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33. ......

oh. my. god.


:wow:


Darlin', school is o-fficially out!

You are better at this than me!!!

:applause:


:D
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 07:04 PM
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25. Oops. I just realized you might rather flirt with a naughty girl!
Edited on Thu Jan-05-06 07:04 PM by southlandshari
I pretty much flirt with everyone, so I'll call a couple of the naughty girls around here to check in to see if you'd like to practice flirting on them!

;)
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 03:27 PM
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7. Or talk to ForrestGump or matcom.
I am sure they could help out ...
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 03:30 PM
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8. I could look at that all day.
You're making me think about changing my desktop from this:
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hobo_baggins Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 03:37 PM
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10. I'm failing all of mine too...
I said i'd gain some weight, stop drinking so much, and get outta my shitty job...nothings happened yet.
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 03:40 PM
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12. I think you too
are going to have to pay to shouthlandshari! She appears to know what she's talking about!
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REDKING Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 04:24 PM
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15. Go to a bar
dont eat anything.drink whiskey,only whiskey,then more whiskey.Works everytime for me.
last time two black eyes.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 06:48 PM
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21. just hang around me or Matcom long enough.
it will come, young student...

it will come...

:D
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 06:56 PM
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24. ooo - another bad boy!!
They are appearing right and left now! I told her you wouldn't bite, so...don't. Ok?

(I'll meet you later for that!)


:evilgrin:
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 08:32 PM
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31. More practice . . . good!
I know all the other girls on DU (well southlandshari for sure) has been ing you up, but hey, can I entice you in a glass of and maybe a little Rumor has it that you're one big
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 10:42 PM
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34. Holy crap!!
Edited on Thu Jan-05-06 10:44 PM by southlandshari
This was a set-up, right? Where is LynzM? She needs a :spank: !

You guys were teasing me about helping you with your resolution to be more naughty, weren't you? Hell, I'm ready to take lessons from you, girl!
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 08:44 AM
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36. That photobucket server is having troubles right now, so all I get
are broken images. That makes for an interesting read, however!
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 09:23 AM
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37. Yeah, I noticed that too.
Guess you'll just have to use your imagination!
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 06:50 PM
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22. Come to Milwaukee, bring Pope Cheesey with you
We'll get a DU Meetup together, and we'll tear up this town being NASTY the whole time!

:rofl:

RL
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 08:12 PM
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28. Oh yay!
I LOVE the Rev. I'll just have to go over to her place, pick her up and then head down to you. Whoeee, what a deal! I've heard that she wants to be more naughty this year too. The two of us together could spell trouble!
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 07:26 PM
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26. So, you need a little help with at New Year's resolution?
Not to fear! Mistress SeattleGirl, the Reverend High Priestess of the Church of Ethereal Pleasure is here (plus you have southlandshari already on board -- how can you lose?)

My specialty is ministering to the pure, innocent souls who wander the earth, and convert them into Naughty Girls!!!!

Care to participate in the Rite of Initiation? :evilgrin:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 07:31 PM
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27. if you need a coach...let me know
Edited on Thu Jan-05-06 07:32 PM by lionesspriyanka
i am GOOD at being bad...

ask anybody
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-05-06 08:30 PM
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30. It's never too late to be naughtier. I'm here to help.
What can I do for you?
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 12:00 AM
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35. Too late to change? Never.
You've admitted your problem, which is the first step. Good for you, now we can get down to work.

As to being naughty, what sort of naughty were you looking for?

Drink yourself silly naughty?

Roam and pillage naughty?

Wild, passionate vixen naughty?

Can't write home to mom about that naughty?

I'll never admit I did that naughty?



Really, the possibilities are endless....:shrug:
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 09:50 AM
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38. Hurry to your state Repub HQ NOW!
That should fix everything!
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