Confessions---I am taking them here.

I believe in strict confidentiality so don't worry.

Okay, go....


Here, I'll start... STM and I just had a steamy affair! :blush:

of her shoulders? And, man, she looks like a great white shark when she smiles.

:spank:
















:P

where I have to stand until my son gets out.

Send her this way, I'll take care of her!

and now he's being *too* nice to me and it creeps me out. But I still feel mean.

Shame on him!!


:P

There's a website and a book and it's all anonymous secrets people have sent in. One of them is something like:

I don't take my kids to the playground because I hate talking to the other moms.

:rofl:

She was pretty good looking, so it was win-win.

:7

It was kinda awkward asking for free stuff after we broke up, tho.

:o

Even usually grumpy dogs are always licking me. They must sense our love for them! We are the chosen special ones! ;)

The Professor

I play almost as well with my eyes closed as i do if they're open. My friend loves the game and always wants to play. I won't play for money though. If i did, i'd just have to prepay!
The Professor

I played darts with my brother and dad once, fully expecting to lose. Only I won!!!


Then we played another game. It turned into a two man race, with me bringing up the rear and getting further and further behind. My dad and brother would trade bullseyes and triple 20s. My darts would hit the bullseye and fall out. It would not have made me so furious if I had not been set-up by winning the first game.

edit: clearly irrational expectations.

Similar story happened to my dad. First time he ever played golf (around 1951) he went with guys from work at the dairy. He borrowed clubs, shoes and stuff from the guy who couldn't make the tee time. My dad told everyone he didn't know how to play, so they're all giving him pointers on fundamentals and all that.

First tee, he hits the ball over 200 yards (long for those days by an amateur/beginner) right down the middle. He hits the second shot just off the green. Everyone starts telling him he's a natural, or else he lied about never playing before.

Now he starts chipping. Hits a chip, 3 feet from the hole and makes the putt for par.

The next 17 holes, he averaged more than 9 shots per hole! He shot 141 for the round. Nobody called him a liar or a natural the rest of the day!
The Professor

about a musician I'm very good friends with. He's hot and well...

:evilgrin:

:o

Oh well! :o

x(

;)

:evilgrin:

:P

mere seconds....


:evilgrin: :spank:

Damn, I am being bad today!

Happy now?

:cry:

daring me to do the unthinkable. Mocking me. Taunting me.

I'm uncomfortable leaving my home. Especially if it requires getting into a car. :(

I wouldn't feel the need to fib if people understood. {sniffle}

:hug:

:hug:

BUT

it works out ok because purely by coincidence I bought him an iPod yesterday for no reason. Now I have a reason. Hooray.

Whew!!

Some guy in the building bought himself a new fancy one and was looking to unload his old one which was still a really good one. So I got it for cheap too.

The boy's gonna flip out. :D

I admit - I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll...and the other day I broke the internets!

Wow, your confessions are huge! That is an amazing breakthrough for you!! Good for you!

:cry:

:P

can I bring my Sammy?

:7

OK, I confess I'm starting to adapt to Horseradish sauce. *tears, thank you*

but mostly for the special effects.

Like "Simply Orange" Orange Juice.

:)

:D

:P

of the boat" scene? I did, and every time I watch the guy boing off the propellers, I say,"BOING", really loud.

:yoiks:

of mine, he was cute in the movie!!

Congrats! :P

:P :P :P

Really a 300 pound gorilla.

Me loves gorillas!!

:loveya:

I kicked it by the time I got to kindergarten, but by the third grade, I had fallen in with a pack of meth-heads. By the time I got to fourth grade, I had no teeth and my marriage had imploded, and King Kong was dangling off my back, making dodgeball especially trying.

My agent staged an intervention and sent me off to Hazelden Detox Clinic that same year and I've been clean ever since, even during childbirth (no morphine for me, doctor sir!)

:rofl:

:7

Is a phone call too much to ask? x(

than boots.

For that matter, I'd rather see any woman in strappy sandals than boots. Well, unless they've got fugly toes.



I think I'm beyond mere salvation. :blush:

:7

As do you. :blush:

But Minnesota has real winters, and I can be practical.* O8)



*When required by law under penalty of death.

I am not pratical when it comes to my feet, otherwise, I wouldn't even wear heels!!

;)

i went out with her cousin...it was one of the best things that ever happened to me,I still think about her.

It is okay!

her marketing saavy, not her music:shrug:

I have sinned in so many ways. To start, I have taken the Lord's name in vain. Everytime I see that fucker Bush, I scream God Damn him.
Can God forgive me?

:silly:

I feel so much better now.