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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:34 PM
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Onions SUCK ASS.....Discuss
:evilgrin:

















Come on.......BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:35 PM
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1. That is where I draw the line!
OINIONS ARE DELICIOUS!!!!
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SiobhanClancy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:36 PM
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4. Especially when combined with...
OLIVES:)
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:37 PM
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5. Don't even try it.....I got the anti-onion squad here
They'll be busting down your door any second now
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:38 PM
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6. Yeah? Where are they? I don't see them!
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:40 PM
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10. Right here,....um....somewhere
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:36 PM
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2. Ohhhh SHIT!
:P
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Divameow77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:36 PM
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3. Come on dude
Onions rock, especially when they are breaded and fried, YUM!
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:40 PM
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8. Frying and breading really does mask the foul taste, I suppose
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:40 PM
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7. Onions give me the wind...
So I stick to OLIVES!!!!!
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:41 PM
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11. I'll have a martini in your honor tonight....WITH OLIVES
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:40 PM
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9. I love onions
I don't like snails or toads or frogs
Or strange things living under logs
But mmm, I love onions

I don't like to dance with Crazy Ted
He's always jumping on my head
But mmm, I love onions

{Refrain}
Onions, onions, la-la-la
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot
Onions, onions, la-la-la
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot

I don't like rain or snow or hail
Or Moby Dick the great white whale
But mmm, I love onions

I don't like shoes that pinch your toes
Or people who squirt you with a garden hose
But mmm, I love onions

{Refrain}

Onion is a tuberous vegetable, and is a member of the genus Stinkus Delicioso. It was highly prized by the ancient Egyptian pharaohs and their friends and cousins. It causes watering of the eyes and rubifaction of the skin but it is very, very tasty.

{Refrain}

How vewwy, vewwy good
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:42 PM
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12. Apparently, onions were also used in the mummification process
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:44 PM
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13. I love onions!
Saute them with a splash of balsamic vinegar for awesome flavor.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:47 PM
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14. Please don't say that...I wouldn't want my opinion of you to change
:cry:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 03:54 PM
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15. Raw onions belong on hamburgers.
I'm sorry if I've let you down.
If it makes any difference - I don't eat onions if I'm going on a date or expect to be near anyone that might be offended by the smell of second-hand onions.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 04:09 PM
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16. Your offense is forgiveable,then...and I still love you!
:pals:
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