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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:04 AM
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What would a burger made from hamster meat be called? (besides "gross.")
:shrug:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:06 AM
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1. Avatar Helper a la Shell Beau...
Edited on Mon Jan-09-06 11:06 AM by Richardo
Is THAT what happened to her hamster? :scared:
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:07 AM
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3. This is the credited response.
:thumbsup:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:14 AM
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8. .
Edited on Mon Jan-09-06 11:18 AM by Richardo
:hi:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:08 AM
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4. No, please don't talk like that about Hammy boy!
He is hibernating for a little bit!



:silly:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:07 AM
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2. A Tubular Burger
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:13 AM
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6. Is that training for the ride through the intestines?
Because I really don't think it's necessary. My tax dollars at work, I'm sure...
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:18 AM
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10. There's a maze for him without a piece of cheese at the end
Speaking of grossness, Karkov vodka came up in another thread and I thought of a former SCSU student DUer I know. :P I have not-so-fond memories of that stuff.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:19 AM
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12. "Go to the light!"
Unnecessary, yet funny.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:22 AM
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14. Lemmiwinks.. NO!
My Dear Lemmiwinks, I am the Ghost of Mr. Slaves Rectum, I will lead you through a treacherous journey, one filled with perils.

/badly paraphrasing South Park
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:25 AM
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16. I'm not sure what it says about me
But I found that bit absolutely hilarious.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:26 AM
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17. One of the best ever
You face a great choice, Lemmiwinks. One of these paths leads to certain death, you must choose wisely.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:24 AM
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15. Aw, you get a special treat for thinking of me!
Your dinner brings dessert.


I have hoardes of vodka-blurred memories, but wine-in-a-box and raunchy kegs were more the norm for me back in the day. Incidentally, I believe I still have library fines at SCSU. :toast: I'm surprised I could get my transcripts.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:30 AM
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18. Good times
Probably you threw up on someone who knows someone I know. :D
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:31 AM
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19. Actually, I have never thrown up from drinking.
I have stripped and then passed out, but I haven't puked. That's a LaraMN fun fact for ya.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:38 AM
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20. Oh believe me, I'm filing them away
But then sometimes I can barely keep my milk from expiring, so don't count on me to maintain a very permanent or reliable archive. :D
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:11 AM
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5. McHamster.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:13 AM
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7. Don't they call that a Big Mac?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:17 AM
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9. I don't know, but I bet this guy could shed some light...

:scared:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:18 AM
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11. rodent pattie
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:20 AM
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13. renard
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:41 AM
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21. "Small" alternately, "The Whopper"
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:47 AM
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22. Hamburgerbil.
Edited on Mon Jan-09-06 11:57 AM by swimboy
or maybe Soylent Beige.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 01:44 PM
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33. Soylent beige is HAMSTERS!
It's Hamsters!!!
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Tyrone Slothrop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:50 AM
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23. White Castle
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 01:27 PM
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24. A hammyburger...
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 01:40 PM
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29. Is that like a "Sammy?"
Can you make it in thirty minutes?
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 01:41 PM
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30. Hamsters
are called Hammy's....lol
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 01:35 PM
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25. Trick question. Taco Bell buys up all the hampster meat. n/t
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 01:40 PM
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27. Ew. Taco Hell.
I thought their meat was made from recycled tires.:shrug:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 01:39 PM
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26. Rodent Round Steak....
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 01:40 PM
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28. A Hamburger, silly.
Where do you think hamburgers come from? Cows? Those would be cowburgers.

:eyes:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 01:42 PM
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31. Duh!
I knew that. I did...
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 01:43 PM
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32. Fritz, or Blondie. those were my favorite hamsters growing up
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 01:50 PM
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34. Not sure what it's called
But it's Gere-ilicious!
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 07:36 PM
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35. Very expensive
Can you imagine all the handwork that would go into boning-out a hamster?
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 07:38 PM
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36. burgster?
Hamstburger?
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 08:58 PM
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37. The Big Wheel
:spank:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 08:59 PM
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38. A "Big Mac"?
Whoops, I just annoyed McDonalds...
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