Have you guys heard of Bill Brasky? - Democratic Underground

SteppingRazor

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Mon Jan-09-06 11:09 AM
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Have you guys heard of Bill Brasky?

He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million.

He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!

His poop is used as currency in Argentina.

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eyepaddle

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Mon Jan-09-06 11:10 AM
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1. To BILL BRASKY

Edited on Mon Jan-09-06 11:10 AM by eyepaddle

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SteppingRazor

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Mon Jan-09-06 11:46 AM
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2. BILL BRASKY!!!!

Edited on Mon Jan-09-06 11:47 AM by SteppingRazor

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He used to jog around the block with a fridge on his back!

He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! And he HATED irony!

To Bill FREAKING BRASKY!!!!

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eyepaddle

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Mon Jan-09-06 11:56 AM
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7. I'd forgotten about BILLLLL BRASKY

but that might well have been the best stuff Farley ever did. I wish I could think of some more Brasky-related quotes. I used the only one I've got on tap in the other thread :cry:

C'mon, give us some more BILL BRASKY :toast: :beer:
:rofl:

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SteppingRazor

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Mon Jan-09-06 12:02 PM
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10. You're probably thinking of John Goodman...

The usually players in that sketch were either Goodman or Alec Baldwin (depending on who was hosting), plus Will Farrell, Tim Meadows and Mark McKinney.

As for Brasky quotes, check out the wikiepedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Brasky

And as for Brasky, He would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!!

TO BILL BRASKY!

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eyepaddle

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Mon Jan-09-06 12:09 PM
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11. You are correct

since comedy central gave up on their neverending SNL marathon in favor of a neverending MAD TV marathon I haven't seen the Bill Brasky bits.

Regardless who was involved that was good stuff! :D

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Shell Beau

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Mon Jan-09-06 11:47 AM
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3. LOL!

:rofl:

Gotta love it!

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WeRQ4U

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Mon Jan-09-06 11:48 AM
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4. Didn't he scissor kick Angela Lansbury?

BILlllllllllllllllll BRAAAAAAASKY!!!

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SteppingRazor

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Mon Jan-09-06 11:56 AM
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6. DAMN STRAIGHT!

To BILL BRASKY! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a bitch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!

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WeRQ4U

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Mon Jan-09-06 11:59 AM
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8. He also hosted the Grammy's once.

And gave every damned award to Corey Hart.

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Tyrone Slothrop

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Mon Jan-09-06 11:55 AM
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5. I once saw a video of Bill Brasky

Making love to my wife.

And it was the most beautiful goddamn thing I ever saw!

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SteppingRazor

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Mon Jan-09-06 11:59 AM
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9. Course it was!

The man used a live rattlesnake as a condom!

BILL GODDAMN BRASKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SouthoftheBorderPaul

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Mon Jan-09-06 12:28 PM
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12. I couldn't get your list to load.

so I'm posting another. I'm a huge fan of this skit, especially the one with Alec Baldwin.

http://anonym.to/?http://www.sloarsociety.150m.com/billbrasky.html

"He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel." My personal favorite!

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SteppingRazor

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Mon Jan-09-06 02:03 PM
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15. Yeah, I'm a huge fan too... I posted this thread because...

Over the weekend, some buddies and I played a game at the bar that we do occasionally. Basically, one of us just yells, "To Bill Brasky!" and then we come up with our own improvised Braskyisms. I think my favoirte that I did this weekend was, "He once spit in my face and I got cancer of the eyes!"

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eyepaddle

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Mon Jan-09-06 11:54 PM
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16. Here's my try at a "Brasky-ism"

Bill Brasky drank a glass of molten steel every morning--he said it kept him regular!

to BILL BRASKY!! :toast:

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no name no slogan

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Mon Jan-09-06 01:15 PM
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13. BILL BRASKY!!!!

I once saw him spit in God's face

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Mon Jan-09-06 01:20 PM
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14. To Bill Brasky!

He once punched a hole in a cow to see who was coming up the road!

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Reverend_Smitty

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Mon Jan-09-06 11:58 PM
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17. TO BILL BRASKY!!

:toast:

"One time I asked Brasky to dress up like Santa for a Christmas party I was throwing for my children. Yeah, that's them, that's them. Well Brasky shows up as Santa, reaches into his bag and says, 'I've got goodies for you kids.' He proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says 'There is no Santa 'cause I ate him.'"

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MrScorpio

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Tue Jan-10-06 12:01 AM
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18. I once saw him eat a whole live chicken.

To BILL Fucking Brasky!

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Dukkha

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Tue Jan-10-06 01:50 AM
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19. Hey you guys talking about Bill Brasky?

I Know Bill Brasky!

:toast:

I don't Have A Penis!

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amitten

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Tue Jan-10-06 01:57 AM
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20. He ate an entire redwood and pooped out a canoe!

Okay, I just made that up.

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Neil Lisst

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Tue Jan-10-06 02:14 AM
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21. He's 8 feet five inches tall, and weighs 485 pounds.

He once made a guy wear a dress to the office for a week.

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Dukkha

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Tue Jan-10-06 12:15 PM
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22. "You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!"

kick for the day crowd :toast:

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no name no slogan

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Tue Jan-10-06 12:25 PM
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23. "His favorite movie is One on One with Robby Benson."

TO BILL BRASKY!!! :toast:

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