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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:28 AM
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Ever use a jerry can, garden hose, and humidor to beat a nun to death?
No, me, neither. And I glad I haven't.

I think I would feel bad, and also guilty.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:32 AM
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1. Yes, me too.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:33 AM
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2. Only once
but she had it coming
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:34 AM
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3. This is momentous,
I think this might well be the first time that I have seen a Rabrrrrrr post with a typo!

Put it on the board! ;)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 12:11 PM
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10. It might be the first time you've seen one,
but it certainly isn't the first time it's happened.

:-)
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William Bloode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:36 AM
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4. No,
But i have used a disposable razor melted into a tooth brush hadle to cut someone up once. I did not feel guilty about it either. His intentions were to try to make me his bitch, and i don't play that.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:37 AM
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6. Where'd ya cut em?
Is the followup prison story to your road-trip story?
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William Bloode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:39 AM
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7. Slashed him across the face and chest.
No not a follow up. This was for a 3yr bid i did earlier, when i was a young man of 19. I was young and purty then. ;)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:36 AM
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5. No, but I did use a garden hose to siphon gasoline from a jerry can
into her humidor and blew the bitch up when she turned it on.

Stupid nuns.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 12:10 PM
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9. That'll teach her!
And it's more elegant than just beating her.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 11:41 AM
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8. nope...
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 12:12 PM
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12. No.... but BILL BRASKY did!!
BILL BRASKY!!!! :toast: :beer:


(OK, I'll stop now :evilgrin: )
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 12:27 PM
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14. !
"All the Yes album covers are Brasky family photos."
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 12:12 PM
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11. YEAH
So don't sass me...
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 12:26 PM
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13. Oh, if I had a nickel for every time. n/t
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 12:37 PM
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15. The humidor! I forgot the humidor! All I did was piss her off.
mikey_the_rat
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