Here's Your Chance! NAME MY NEW BAND!!!

Post your ideas here for band names. If I use yours, you'll win something. I don't know what yet, but something.

*disclaimer* It's not guaranteed that I will definitely use a name in this thread. I'm just trolling for ideas.

What kind of music? If rock -- hard, metal, pop-ish, retro, punk? etc.

Ok, that makes sense, sorry.

It's polka music. JUST KIDDING.

It's rock, with a classic feel.

Here are some other ideas:

Banjos for Unicef
Hogging the Foam
Clown Shoes

How obvious is it that I'm hungover?

See? It's an OXYMORON. Get it? Huh? Huh? *elbows your side knowingly*

That was on a Dave Top ten list not to long ago

Wiffle Axe

Hold it wait this isn't the "Greatest Sports Names" thread

Columbarium
Corporophagic
Fernando Valenzuela

I've always thought that should be the name of a band.

cold and wet
jack and bleach
air plane glue
the gimmies
hot to rot
crime scene
the urban legendaries
the top of my head
shake

Thoughtcrime
Ivan the Not-So-Terrible
Celuloid Burn
Matress
Wallscroll
Plastic cover
This is Not a Band
3 (Or how many are in your band) for a Dollar
Unsterilized
The What?

or how about:

The Larch

Defiling Nixon's Corpse

Hey, Everybody

The Horse

Snausages

The Shitty Beatles (I don't know if anyone's ever actually done this, but it would be funny)

meh...I got nothing, really. But this is a great way to kill time!

Won't use it, but that IS funny as hell.

One of my all-time favorite fake band names! :D

Brilliant. "So it's not just a clever name."

The Really Tall Pygmies, Finger Puppets, Without Incedent.

THAT'll get 'em in the door

"Vaginal Blood Fart" once, or VBF for short. Actually, it wasn't me, but the other guys wanted to call it that and I used my veto on it.

intramural teams which were named the most disgusting things the members could think of. One was called, you guessed it, the name your friends wanted ... and, although the other team names were written on on the roster, they used VBF for short for this one.

Is demented enough to come up w/ that? Or did it somehow, through the grapevine come from the same source? :shrug:

:shrug: Demented minds think alike?

Available for Hire
Just Broke Up

:shrug:

But I am really going to be a father again.....

Some goodies in here! :evilgrin:

The Hundred

LAdies and Gentlemen.... Your Left Nut

2 - god's ice cream truck
3 - indisposed
4 - three day free-for-all

If so, how 'bout somethin' like "What Mama Saw"?

It has the added benefit of sounding slightly naughty. :evilgrin:



Years ago, I came up with a name for a punk band: Open Wound.

n/t

LOL!

That's the question!

See, it's like sound/amp feedback AND you're getting feedback on names AND the audience will give you feedback, and, and, and ... you get the idea.

n/t

Aneurysm

I want some dues if they choose it and make money!

Grey Matter
Frothing Grey Matter
The Psycho-Historians ;-)

...that's off the top o'my head...will keep thinkin' on it! :hi: :hug:

I like "Psycho-Historians"! Don't know if the others would go for it, but that's a good one!

:hi: :loveya:

....so if they like it too...what prize to I get? :evilgrin:

:loveya:

No tempting allowed! :evilgrin:

...can't blame a girl for tryin'!

:loveya:

Lake Titicaca and the Giant Frogs...
Or
Lake Titicaca and the Telmatobius culeus

Lake Titicaca, located in Peru, is pronounced just how it is spelled. Plus the great Cornholio of Beavis & Butthead fame is from there. :evilgrin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Titicaca

And the Aquatic Frogs that live there have a nickname based on their appearance. Hint, hint: They look like genitalia of a sort with all those folds of skin hanging all over the place. The species is Telmatobius culeus. Here is a link that better describes them. :evilgrin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/animals/features/212index.shtml

I am never going to be able to con anyone I know into using this name, so have at it. I have always wanted to start a hippy band and dress in wild colors and play music with that band name, or at least name an album that. Most people are too conservative where I live though. *sigh*

No one would be able to pronounce the name of our band!

it'll catch on. I love it.

Wicker Pirates
Meat Magnets
Spurilina
The Smores
Crude Implements
Gateway Drugs
Crowd Favorite
Crispo and the Chippers
Einsteinium
Ulcer
Son of Jarell
Hoboken Four
Ole! Ole! Ole!
God Damned Gods

Fornicating Fundies

SPAM (make people think it's an acronym for something)

Jaded Voters

Epileptic Skeptics

Fascist Fighters

Che's Disciples

The Flaming Beetwashers

But they all know that I already was in a band called "Satchel and the Beetwashers" and my stage name is "Satchel Beetwasher", so they are resisting it.

The Bumbling Dictators

Constitutional Crisis

Under Surveillance

or maybe "Fellowatio"?

That's my #1 pick, but I don't think they'll go for it.

Find new bandmates for Beetwasher. At least when you're sick of sleeping with the current bandmates.

I don't see how anyone can disagree w/ me about anything, so they MUST be fucked in the head! I think I should kill them all and find someone who appreciates me! Bwhahahahahahaha! I'm a real pleasure to work w/ too, so it should be easy to find others w/ my vision.

A google search suggests I'm not alone. Sorry.

Rubber Band...ha ha ha ha ha.

Already had a band called "The No Name Band". When I vetoed Vaginal Blood Farts, we became "the No Name Band".

:D

The Pathetic Middle Aged Men Playing Zeppelin Covers in a Sports Bar

(Fuck brevity.)

:thumbsup:

How about just "Pathetic Middle Aged Men".

:P

I can't respond to all of you individually (because I'm a lazy bastard), but thank you, this is great!

There's some good stuff here. THANK YOU!!!

or Disposable Thumbs if you're reckless. }(

Spinebuster
flatliner
Corkscrew
Deathlock
Overcast
One Arm Bandit
Emerald Fusion
Tree Of Woe

White Guilt would be best for a political punk band.

Also:
The Lazy Fucks
Santorum
The Hairy Backs
The Night Terrors
The Late Models
Pinko Commie Bastards (PCBs for short!)

Oh, and I've always wanted to name a band The Aphids.

That's all I've got...

"for 400, Alexsh."

hammerlock
24/7
safeword
blood culture
general use
ankle deep
dead pan
emotional blackmail
raw nerve

this thread needed more cowbell.

"Insidious Imps"
if i knew the genre or type of music i might be able to come up with more ideas.

Original, mixed w/ some covers, w/ a classic feel/bent. :hi:

:D

:D

For Classic Rock.

Sounds more like a prog band name than a classic rock outfit, but ya never know.

I love classic style rock. Am glad to hear that's your genre.

I entrust them to you :smoke:

Blind Roofer

Smashed

The Cartridge Family

Breaking Wind

The One Horse Band

The One-eyed Swaggerdogs

Barefoot Boy Orchestra

On edit: there is at least one other band named the Cartridge family, so maybe that one wasn't so original ;)

Or call it The Reach-around Project! ;)

or

The Cavity Creeps

or

Mid-evil Steel (we're only a little evil)

or

Blues Bland

or

Whammy Bar Hematoma

or "Those Meddlin' Kids"

I always liked that idea, but never used it. Of course, the two best band names one can have are:

1) Free Beer
2) Live Sex

Put those on the marquee and there'd be a line around the block!
The Professor

crocodile

Okay, that one was just for me.

:evilgrin:

Goregasm
Blunt Force Trauma
(Those might be a little too metal-y, though.)

Bareknuckle Clownfight (courtesy of a friend)
The Hissyfit Slapfighters

I like the name Kraken, too, but some prog-metal band has it already. :(