80-year-old B. B. King to begin international "Farewell Tour" in March

The 80-year-old B. B. King will begin an international "Farewell Tour" in March, as his publicist Jerry Digney announced in a press conference two days ago. This will be part of a domestic tour that starts February 16 in Chicago.

The singer has still enough strength to appear in concerts, so after this tour, the American audience will continue to enjoy the octogenarian's shows, as he doesn't want to give up singing. In the last 60 years, B. B. King had at least one tour every year and now wishes to continue singing despite his age. "I hardly remember I'm 80 unless I have to run up a hill or stairs," the singer and guitarist said. "As long as people buy my records and come to my concerts, I don't see anything else I'd like to do."

B.B. King turned 80 this September and released an album on the occasion, called “B. B. king and Friends – 80” with the participation of various artists, as Elton John, Eric Clapton and Sheryl Crow.

He also has another big project to become reality by the end of this year: the opening of a 10 million dollars B. B. King museum in Mississippi, the place of birth of the singer.

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B.B. King's wife decides that she is going to make his birthday especially memorable this year. So she goes out and gets B.B.'s initials tattooed on her ass, one letter on each cheek.

After his big birthday dinner with friends at a fancy restaurant, they go home. As soon as B.B. sits down in his favourite chair, his wife walks up to him and announces, "I have a big surprise for you."

With that, she turns around, pulls up her dress, drops her panties, and bends over.

B.B. stares for a moment at the big ass just inches from his face and asks, "Who's Bob?"