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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 08:06 PM
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Poll question: What should happen to the person (s) that created Pop-Ups?
Edited on Sat Jul-26-03 08:08 PM by JanMichael
You know the Internet plague!
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 08:11 PM
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1. Mmmmmmm...
20 years of goulash...
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 08:12 PM
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3. Ahhh! So they'd have a stroke?
Nice idea:evilgrin:
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Salviati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 08:11 PM
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2. I vote for:
Beaten senseless with a rubber hose filled with sand! (Metaphorically speaking of course!)

followed by:

Fire Ants up the Butt! (Metaphorically speaking of course!)

Then:

Icecream!

(To throw them off guard for a second...)
to be followed by:

20 years in a Gulag!

Then:

A BIG hug and talking to!

Before being

Fed to gators! (Metaphorically speaking of course!)
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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 08:42 PM
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6. I like boiled in oil but...
lowered REAL slow, like about (1) inch an hour.
Giving them the chance to witness their own flesh dropping off the bones.
(sorry, I really hate pop-ups):evilgrin:
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searchingforlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 08:27 PM
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4. All of the above should be a choice.
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 08:39 PM
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5. I ran out of space...
OK. I didn't think of it, OK?!

Damnit!
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thermodynamic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 08:44 PM
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7. Here's a novel approach
Go back in time and find the dude's father and convince him to have a vasectomy before he "does the deed"...
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 08:46 PM
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8. You left off "other"
I think they should be afflicted with a visual disease where unwanted images pop up in front of their personal vision like a neverending hallucinatory break in reality

Like me.pass the acid.

:nuke:
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