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bocadem Donating Member (345 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 10:05 PM
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URGENT: EMERGENCY SITUATION
I am out of tequila.

All the liquor stores are closed.

Should I call 911?
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 10:09 PM
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1. The liquor stores are closed at 11 in Boca Raton?
huh?
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bocadem Donating Member (345 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 10:09 PM
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2. Yes.
It sucks, huh?

I might have to go to a bar.
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TheBigGuy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 10:13 PM
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3. you can order a pizza...
...and order a six pack along with it.

At least you can do that here in suburban Dayton Ohio.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 10:16 PM
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4. Well, I suppose you COULD call 911,
but I wouldn't want to be you once the police find out what the "emergency" is, lol!
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 10:17 PM
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5. You are obviously no Boy Scout!
Be Prepared!

Reminds me of the lyrics to and old Brother Dave Gardner song (what I can remember):

Be Prepared! As through life you march along,
Be Prepared! It's the Boy Scout's marching song.

Be Prepared to hold your liquor fairly well,
Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell.

etc., etc....
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bocadem Donating Member (345 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 10:25 PM
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6. it calls to me
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-26-03 10:35 PM
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7. Booze, sweet sweet booze.
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