I know a little about men. Tell me something I DON'T know about men.

undeterred

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Fri Jan-27-06 07:15 PM
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I know a little about men. Tell me something I DON'T know about men.

:shrug:

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yvr girl

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Fri Jan-27-06 07:17 PM
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1. They seem to have a thing

for thigh-highs and heels.

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yvr girl

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Fri Jan-27-06 08:06 PM
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13. sloppy as in

messy or as in not done with due care and attention? :shrug:

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DS1

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Fri Jan-27-06 08:07 PM
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14. messy

care, attention, and enthusiasm are all :thumbsup:

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yvr girl

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Fri Jan-27-06 08:11 PM
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16. Any job worth doing

is worth doing right, IMHO.

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Deja Q

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Fri Jan-27-06 10:24 PM
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26. I had no idea you had it in you!

:woohoo:

:rofl:

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DS1

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Fri Jan-27-06 11:27 PM
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29. As if this was the first time I mentioned this

sheesh, pay attention. What kind of detail-oriented Aspie are you?

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BlueIris

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Fri Jan-27-06 07:47 PM
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2. At first, I was going to hide this. Now, I hope others post in it.

Hopefully, nothing hateful. Come on, Loungers. I know you've got it in you. Tell us things we don't know about men. Starting now.

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skygazer

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Fri Jan-27-06 07:53 PM
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3. Men are easily distracted

When my SO and I are playing cards and he's winning, I will simply lift my shirt. That's all. Works every time - he gets flustered and I win.

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Fri Jan-27-06 08:08 PM
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15. So *that's* where you hide the aces!

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Sun Jan-29-06 07:11 PM
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55. Funny, sounds to me like he's winning.

;)

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Deja Q

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Fri Jan-27-06 07:54 PM
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4. I know a little about men too.

And it doesn't take much to make that knowledge grow! :spray:

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XemaSab

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Fri Jan-27-06 07:56 PM
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5. Tristan is an asshole.

Though he seems sweet, he's really just crazy.

Consider yourself warned.

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Fri Jan-27-06 07:56 PM
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6. We're assholes....

....but you already knew that:rofl:

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undeterred

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Fri Jan-27-06 07:57 PM
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8. not every single one of you

just some...

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Fri Jan-27-06 08:01 PM
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11. True enough

I like to think I'm not, but LTwife may have an opposing view:scared:

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undeterred

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Fri Jan-27-06 07:57 PM
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7. The first thing I know about men is that they are less complicated

than women. Trying to figure a man out is already over-thinking the problem.

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Deja Q

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Fri Jan-27-06 07:58 PM
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9. Most men. Believe it or not, the word "complex" has been used to describe

Edited on Fri Jan-27-06 07:58 PM by HypnoToad

me. :7

And the last time I checked, I am a male.

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undeterred

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Fri Jan-27-06 08:03 PM
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12. well its cool to be the exception

that means you're "exceptional"!

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Wcross

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Fri Jan-27-06 08:20 PM
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17. Never ask us what we're thinking.

Just don't ask. Nothing good ever comes from it.
Also, you KNOW if your clothing makes your butt look big. You ask us for what purpose again?????? Either answer is wrong and we suffer if we are NOT good liars.

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Missy Vixen

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Fri Jan-27-06 08:24 PM
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18. They like to be nurtured. n/t

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havocmom

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Fri Jan-27-06 08:46 PM
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19. That is NOT 8 inches

:evilgrin:

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jan-27-06 08:47 PM
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20. It all depends on from where one takes measurement!

Edited on Fri Jan-27-06 08:48 PM by GOPisEvil

:P

:yoiks:

Edit - grammar!

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havocmom

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Fri Jan-27-06 09:25 PM
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21. That space between shrug smilie's hands? How else you gonna measure?

:shrug: ;)

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jan-27-06 09:31 PM
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23. Heehee

I swear, it's THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big. :silly:

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Blue-Jay

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Fri Jan-27-06 09:26 PM
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22. Men prefer to pee outside.

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Deja Q

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Fri Jan-27-06 10:25 PM
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27. And not just to mark our territory either!

It's also to show off the goods because we're not really dogs at heart, we're pigs! :7

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Fri Jan-27-06 09:45 PM
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24. We're not all bad.

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havocmom

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Fri Jan-27-06 10:21 PM
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25. We know that!

We just seldom admit it.

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Fri Jan-27-06 10:26 PM
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28. Maybe you should.

:evilgrin:

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no name no slogan

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Fri Jan-27-06 11:30 PM
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30. Two words: FOOD, and SEX

That covers about 90% of what you need to know.

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yvr girl

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Fri Jan-27-06 11:33 PM
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31. So FOOD and SEX together

would be a winning combo?

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no name no slogan

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Fri Jan-27-06 11:34 PM
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32. add SPORTS, and you've got the trifecta

If you can combine all three, you are a god.
:D

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yvr girl

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Fri Jan-27-06 11:40 PM
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33. We could add a little competition

Licking off chocolate or something.

I'm just not sure how it should be measured. Go more pure sports and have timed trials, or give marks for technical merit and artistic impression.

Mmmm...

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Digit

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Sat Jan-28-06 02:18 AM
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34. They need to be trained

Ever see Dog Whisperer?
If you have an untrained one, you might get tips from that show.

Only you do it with love and nookie....

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amitten

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Sat Jan-28-06 02:25 AM
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35. I refuse to train. My men must be pre-trained to have me.

I'm too busy for that crap.

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Digit

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Sat Jan-28-06 02:58 AM
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36. It is too difficult to find ones which are pretrained properly

Did I mention I was single?

Like I said, difficult to find pretrained properly....

If you are finding them already trained....give me your coordinates...I will be there shortly.
Possibly it is an anomaly. Keep it secret until I get there and can claim one for my own, K?

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undeterred

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Sat Jan-28-06 11:34 AM
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37. training takes years

pretrained and available are the best!

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William Bloode

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Sat Jan-28-06 11:37 AM
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38. We are ALWAYS right no matter what.

I know this to be a fact because i happen to be a man. Hence i am always right. :evilgrin:

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undeterred

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Sat Jan-28-06 11:59 AM
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39. And Mr. Always Right is a mutually exclusive category

from Mr. Right. :P

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William Bloode

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Sat Jan-28-06 12:21 PM
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40. To some yes and to some no.

Some women seem to like Mr. Always Right. Why i do not know. :shrug:

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undeterred

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Sat Jan-28-06 12:26 PM
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41. He never gets along with Ms. Always Right

but there are a lot of insecure women who probably like him.... Pickles?

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William Bloode

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Sat Jan-28-06 12:40 PM
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45. I think you may have something there. n/t

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AKPacker

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Sat Jan-28-06 12:35 PM
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42. Sometimes we really are listening

to what you are saying.

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WritingIsMyReligion

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Sat Jan-28-06 12:38 PM
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43. What a novel concept!

;) ;)

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AKPacker

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Sat Jan-28-06 12:39 PM
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44. What was that

you were saying?

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WritingIsMyReligion

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Sat Jan-28-06 12:45 PM
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46. ....

:rofl:

Gotta love ya, AKP. Gotta love ya.

;) ;)

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AKPacker

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Sat Jan-28-06 12:46 PM
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47. Back at ya

:hug:

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WritingIsMyReligion

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Sat Jan-28-06 12:51 PM
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48. ....

:hug:

:loveya:

:hi:

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undeterred

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Sun Jan-29-06 06:46 PM
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49. Time for a Kick!

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Magrittes Pipe

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Sun Jan-29-06 06:48 PM
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50. When we get dressed before fully drying off, our scrotums can get itchy.

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undeterred

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Sun Jan-29-06 07:00 PM
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52. I truly did not know that.

Thanks for sharing some of your mystery. :D

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LeftyMom

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Sun Jan-29-06 06:51 PM
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51. The only thing sexier than a guy in boxer briefs

is a guy whose boxer briefs are crumpled up at the foot of the bed. :9

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Deja Q

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Sun Jan-29-06 07:02 PM
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53. That implies you eat boxer briefs. What do they taste like?

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LeftyMom

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Sun Jan-29-06 07:09 PM
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54. No, those are the wrapping for the good stuff.

Duh. :eyes:

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